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I've had ENOUGH! My parking solution.

gonelifting

gonelifting

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My street is residential with on-street parking in front of the houses. Some of us have driveways garages but others do not and HAVE to park in the street. It's an unwritten rule that people use the spot in front of their house to park their cars. It's always been like that. Why not? It works great unles there's several cars to a household, etc...

Well, people have been parking in front of my house for the longest time. If i leave with the car, by the time I get back, there's a car there. wtf?! Park in front of your own damn house!!

This has been going on for months and is VERY frustrating.

Solution. Maybe not, but it makes me feel better... $2500 for 7 cars from the local used car lot, gas station, junk yard. They barely run but i don't care. This morning I parked them all along my block. Fuck them!! They're not moving for at least a month or two. Don't fuck with me!


I can't wait to hear the crying and bitching people do.
 
lol

My last house was like that. I didn't have a driveway, but a lot of my neighbors did. Every once in a while there would be a house with renters that would park wherever they wanted. they had a big driveway, BTW. I don't really mind a little walk, but when it would snow it was a pain to dig myself out a few houses up. So, I got drunk and parked on their lawn once.
 
the area of new orleans where i live now was developed in the late 1800's. OSP (Off Street Parking) is a highly desireable selling point in this area; said to add anywhere from 15 to 30K to the house selling price.

since i have a driveway, i do not begrude someone parking in front of my house. (but i do not encourage it).

however, when some lazy sob uses my bright yellow square in front of MY driveway for his own personal parking spot, thereby blocking MY driveway access.........THEN i get hostile.
 
I am lucky enough to have a garage spot in my building. We have a parking lot with about 4 spaces and I live on a very main street. Street parking blows.

I was sitting here the other night with my buddy and we hear car tires screeching - par for the course where we live. But then we FINALLY heard what we have been waiting for since we moved in - a big CRASH at the end of the screeching. Somehow some friggin schmuck SLAMMED into a parked car. But the parked car was on the opposite side of the street! It's not like this guy just fell asleep for a moment and veered to the right a little. He made almost a 90 degree screeching turn to the left. Amazing.

Also, GL - I didn't go to highschool in the dirty Jerz
 
I have no problem parking my two cars under my spacious canopy or anywhere else in my massive driveway.

Oh and I have no neighbors.


Me > All of you
 
alien amp pharm said:
I have no problem parking my two cars under my spacious canopy or anywhere else in my massive driveway.

Oh and I have no neighbors.


Me > All of you
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Man, that sounds great.

(if I were socially retarded and sexually inept)
 
KillahBee said:
Man, that sounds great.

(if I were socially retarded and sexually inept)
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You left out an SWV that sits and plays video games as his miserable "GF" watches, fantasizing about getting a train run on her at a black frat party.
 
GL's Neighbors = Owned..

It's a good thing you don't have friends or have parties where you would
need the on street parking.
 
this gonelifting person is a bit unstable. funny, but unstable :D

(there are usually bylaws that make it illegal to park a car indefinitely on the street. this may yet blow up in your face)
 
I totally sympathize, have exactly the same situation around my place, with a twist:

We live across the street from the Jehovah's Witness hall, and their parking lot isn't big enough. They have meetings Tues. night/Thurs. night/and 2 on Sunday. If you don't get home from work before the Jehovah's start parking you're SOL for parking anywhere near your home, forget having people visit on Sunday.

The junk car idea is good, but wouldn't work around here, we have to PAY for a yearly permit to park on the street, any vehicle out there after 2:00 a.m. gets ticketed without a permit.
 
great solution i approve. the worst is when u shovel out ur parking spot and ppl park in it, cuz their too lazy to dig out theirown
 
I think I fucked up. 3 of the cars have some kind of ticket on them with a "Notice to be towed" sticker wtf, btw can they put a sticker on your windshield? Anyway, I don't think they know the other 4 cars are mine too, or they'd probably do the same to them. FUCK!

Two of those cars don't start and will have to be towed or I'll pay the city's towing fees and impound fees, tickets. Fuck fuck fuck! How the hell did they know they were mine? I think they watched me this morning while parking them there.

Now I need a tow truck. This didn't go the way I planned it.
 
Just got off the phone with AAA. They said they could only move one car. wtf? Everybody's screwing me today. Well, at least one car will be taken care of.

Also, the junk yard and gas station said they'll take the cars back at HALF the price i paid for them. WWWWTTTFFFF? is that??? HALF? I didn't even drive them.
 
Wait a minute ... you parked unregistered/untagged vehicles ... what did you think would happen, silly?

Ah well, nobody said making a personal statement was cheap :rolleyes:
 
musclemom said:
Wait a minute ... you parked unregistered/untagged vehicles ... what did you think would happen, silly?

Ah well, nobody said making a personal statement was cheap :rolleyes:
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I put old plates on them. didn't think anyone would notice.


I got 2 cars gone. i need a few more. My friend's coming over with his AAA card and another one's going soon. Fuck, this is too much work for one day. My neighbors fucked me this time.
 
gonelifting said:
I put old plates on them. didn't think anyone would notice.


I got 2 cars gone. i need a few more. My friend's coming over with his AAA card and another one's going soon. Fuck, this is too much work for one day. My neighbors fucked me this time.
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My friend, you gotta understand the human mind here ...

You created a situation whereby people were forced to walk more than 50' ... you KNOW they were watching those cars like HAWKS!
 
Don't you worry. I'm already planning my next scheme. Damn them. DAMN THEM and their white picket fence!!!
 
With 7-cars... You should have just registered them and got them insured for 30-days... Would have ran you an extra $1,000 but at least you wouldn't have to worry about them for a month.


You so silly GL.


-BRR
 
bro its a public street, the reality is, people can park whereever they want. Someone who doesn't live in the area and know your little secret "code" could always come along and park there too.

Why don't you put a driveway in, or do you not have enough land to do that?
 
so you paid to park 7 junkers in front of your house to make a statement?
obviously not a married man
 
cmdubs said:
so you paid to park 7 junkers in front of your house to make a statement?
obviously not a married man
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oh I'm sure we'll hear his wife's reaction soon, btw have you heard what he's been calling her as he dismounts after sex?
 
Quick question... Can you get more than one street sweeper ticket on the same car if it's left parked in the same spot? If I leave the ticket on the car and the sweeper comes by again, would they NOT ticket me the second time?
 
gonelifting said:
Quick question... Can you get more than one street sweeper ticket on the same car if it's left parked in the same spot? If I leave the ticket on the car and the sweeper comes by again, would they NOT ticket me the second time?
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they can only ticket you once every 24 hours dad, remember when I got in trouble for doing this in college and you had to come to my frat house with your checkbook to help bail me out? and instead you ended up getting wasted at my party and banging my roomate's girlfriend?
 
bran987 said:
they can only ticket you once every 24 hours dad, remember when I got in trouble for doing this in college and you had to come to my frat house with your checkbook to help bail me out? and instead you ended up getting wasted at my party and banging my roomate's girlfriend?
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How did his russian mail-order wife feel about that?





-BRR
 
lol @ you silly city slickers with your on-point hair and shitty parking
sucks to be you
 
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