I've got mail, I've got mail, I've got mail, yeeeeaaah.

[notoriousQQ]

Does anyone else find this skit from Crank Yankers (I've heard it on a couple morning radio shows too) as funny as I do? I think it is absolutely fucking hilarious.

I've got mail, I've got mail, I've got mail, I"ve got mail.
I've got mail, I've got mail, I've got mail, I've got mail.

Do you have mail?

Yeeeeaaaah, that's great.

 

[Bullit]

I was laughing my ass off.
The others weren't that great, but that was funny as hell.

No comparison to budonkadonk butt tho.

 

[mekannik]

I'm gonna go to Hawaii. I'm gonna go to Hawaii. Yeah!

- Ok sir, when would you like to leave?

I'm gonna go to Hawaii. I'm gonna go to Hawaii. Yeah!

- Alrighty, and where would you be leaving from?

I'm gonna go to Hawaii. I'm gonna go to Hawaii. Yeah!



2nd only to "I've got mail".

 

[the nature boy]

I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail I got mail

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you go sir.

 

[Bullit]

That dude had a ton of patients to sit thru the whole phone call thats fo' sho'.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I didn't know that guy was a really a doctor and screened patients. Wow, that's greeeattt. The things people do with there spare time.

 

[slickdadd]

actually i found that skit mind numbingly retarded. I couldn't find an ounce of humor in it. A few of the other ones are decent though.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I think that is part of it's charm, it is so mind numbingly fucking stupid that it is hilarious. To each his own.

 

[Bullit]

actually i found that skit mind numbingly retarded. I couldn't find an ounce of humor in it. A few of the other ones are decent though.

I agree it was stupid as hell.
But to think that some guy is on the other end of a phone just sitting there listening to "I got mail " repeated 500 times is what I found funny. Imagine what he tells his coworkers right after that call.
I can't believe he stayed on the line.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I don't know if truer words have ever been spoken. What poor son of a bitch would stay on the phone and listen to some guy repeatedly say that? That is definitely what makes it funny.

Have you heard the one where he is offered a free cell phone?

I caught it half way through on a radio show the other day.

Sir, would you like a free cell phone?

Yeah, I'm getting a free cell phone?

Okay, sir, all you have to do is give me your personal information.

Yeah, I get to give you my personal information.

on and on. blah blah blah