i've fallen off the wagon...

[saint808]

and right into an ice cream truck...


*cue morty

 

[Citruscide]

don't you have to be ON the wagon and OFF the ice cream truck first???

C-ditty

 

[velvett]

Mint chocolate chip?

 

[MortyJackson]

We heard you the first time fat ass. No need to be a fucking drama queen about it. Its not like working out has actually done anything for your appearance. You can lift weights as much as you like but you are still gonna have the same ugly face. You might as well quit it and stuff your face with twinkies and beer. Better off being fat, ugly and semi-depressed than kinda fat, ugly and totally depressed.

 

[PHATchik]

Mint chocolate chip?

Nah, chocolate chip cookie dough.

 

[saint808]

don't you have to be ON the wagon and OFF the ice cream truck first???

C-ditty

hey why don't you go stick something!

preferably something shrap up your ass... please note this does not mean your wit my freind.

 

[Citruscide]

hey why don't you go stick something!

preferably something shrap up your ass... please note this does not mean your wit my freind.

My wit is razor sharp ... so you're right... sharp wouldn't cut it.

C-ditty

 

[Lemmiwinks]

Daquiri Ice Please!

 

[SofaGeorge]

I'm cutting carbs... don't mention icecream or pizza.

 

[Ingram]

Mint chocolate chip?

Now why would you say somthing stupid like that?!?

I have no choice now but to drive to 7-11 and grab a pint of mint chocalte chip ice cream... and you can bet it's going to go straight to my ass.

Thanks a whole bunch,
-Ingram

 

[rnch]

bluebell homemade vanilla is my downfall.............i NEVER buy aznything larger than a pint at one time...


ingram: "ah feeel yo pain".....the 7-11 is TOO damn close to the house!

 

[beastboy]

Do you guys/gals have a Big Boys around you? They have Mint Chocolate Chip Hot Fudge Cake.

 

[Ffactor]

Saint, I love you. I have always loved you. I love your shiny head and your little baby cock I can roll between my thumb and forefinger. Sometimes you remind me of uncle Fester from the Addams family. You are a man amongst men and I am proud to be your bitch. The touch of your skin the smell of your ass sends shivers down my spine. Saint, O my darling Saint, I want your manloving. Lets get married.

 

[Ffactor]

Morty you are a disgusting gay fucking wannabe aryan!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Yo Saint... Grab me a gallon while you're there.. K ?
Any flavor will do..

thanks