I've decided to be

[Strongbow]

Jewish for Cristmas. Ima get 12 gifts that way. Fuck yo 4 or 5 presents ngr.

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[smurf2]

Hanukkah is over, dipshit

 

[WoodyO]

Gimme some of your jew gold

 

[Strongbow]

Hanukkah is over, dipshit

How the fuck is it over when did it start? How did I miss the 12 days of Jew Christmas? I always wanted to be jewish for christmas for the 12 gifts and I finally decided to be jewish for 12 days and you fucking saying its over. Bullshit jew xmas starts now

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[WoodyO]

Saturnalia end's on the 25th. You can throw rocks at jews in the street then.

 

[hardrock]

LOL @ this whole thread.

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[Strongbow]

Saturnalia end's on the 25th. You can throw rocks at jews in the street then.

I like 69ing jew bitches cause they pointy ass nose bes tickling my ball sac

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[smurf2]

Today is the last day, Einstein (Jewish name, no?)

 

[-SD-]

Gotta be ballin like a jew to afford 12 gifts per bish

 

[WoodyO]

I thought the gifts were always cheap like a dreidel on the 1st night and a bill for the dreidel on the 2nd night.

 

[nangiggles]

I thought the gifts were always cheap like a dreidel on the 1st night and a bill for the dreidel on the 2nd night.

This, they are modest tokens, not tablets and iPods.

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[bigbassturd]

How the hell to Mormons afford to buy all their kids shit?

And all their wives?

 

[nangiggles]

Are you going to trade in baby Jesus for presents? For shame strongbow

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[TableFun]

Enjoy your fucking dreidel...

 

[AFeedz]

I'm curious why you're getting 12 gifts for an 8-day holiday?

 

[AFeedz]

This, they are modest tokens, not tablets and iPods.

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Maybe for some people, just like some people have modest Christmases. I know all my Jewish friends freaking *bank* during Hanukkah.

 

[-SD-]

SB dont know dick about Hanukkahhahahaha

 

[miplank]

he mixed up the 12 days of christmas and Hanukkah

 

[WoodyO]

I mix up the night of broken glass with Christmas Eve all the time

 

[Strongbow]

I'm curious why you're getting 12 gifts for an 8-day holiday?

Im confused too who stole the jews last 4 days of Hanukkah?

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[Strongbow]

he mixed up the 12 days of christmas and Hanukkah

I propse to give jews 4 more days of Christmas
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[Strongbow]

Today is the last day, Einstein (Jewish name, no?)

You mean I only got to be a jew for half a day? That sux. Being jewish blows I didnt get shit

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[AFeedz]

Im confused too who stole the jews last 4 days of Hanukkah?

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It was the Grinch's test run.

 

[miplank]

I propse to give jews 4 more days of Christmas
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*propose

 

[Strongbow]

*propose

Fucking auto correct Fail dont be dicky to me treat me like a vegan faggot and shit. You still got that fire ass GMC

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[miplank]

yeah brah

 

[Strongbow]

It was the Grinch's test run.

Never trust faggots with big hair and long finger nails

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[Strongbow]

yeah brah

Selling or play toy?

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[nangiggles]

Maybe for some people, just like some people have modest Christmases. I know all my Jewish friends freaking *bank* during Hanukkah.

I have Jewish friends who enjoy pork stew, don't mean it's traditional

Then again the 3 wise men didn't bring playstations and furbees so Christmas isn't very traditional anymore either

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[miplank]

Selling or play toy?

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selling that bish


I have a big dick so I drive low trucks not lifted ones

 

[ceo]

I'm curious why you're getting 12 gifts for an 8-day holiday?

it's an 8 NIGHT holiday, Jew girl!!

 

[WoodyO]

I'm getting everyone a copy of 8 Crazy Nights, the worst movie ever made.

 

[bigbassturd]

Why is Sandler even famous?

 

[WoodyO]

He probably holds some sort of records for most consecutive bombs.