Ive broken down..

[ha1a1]

My car has stopped being cooperative. Currently waiting for roadside assistance.

 

[nangiggles]

Try hitchhiking

 

[WoodyO]

Did your radiator blow?

 

[AFeedz]

Did your radiator blow?

In the desert?

 

[WoodyO]

In the desert?

Making you late for a bday party and fucking up the fruit salad too?

 

[AFeedz]

Making you late for a bday party and fucking up the fruit salad too?

Because the Mexican tow truck driver can't follow the voice guidance or the map on his GPS?

...but you can forgive him cuz he brought bottled water?

 

[-SD-]

Nobody gives a shit

 

[AFeedz]

Am offended.

 

[WoodyO]

I think he was a sand nigger, not a Mexican.

 

[PICK3]

I am prepared to offer you a fair market vale for you vehicle in its present condition