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I've bought a gun

Nathan

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Not really but i think it is a good idea so that I can start shooting people in the face on a regular basis, as opposed to the part-time shootings I have been participating in lately. I feel my anger management will be much more successful if I just shoot people in the face when they piss me off...granted there won't be much management going on per se but the problem will still be solved. All in all, i think this has been carefully thought out on my part and stinks of pure, unadulterated wisdom. Also, if I fart one more time this evening I'm going to burn a hole clean through this chair. i do NOT smell good right now.
 
HappyScrappy said:
this is one of those things that would have been a lot less funny back when the snipers were out there.

I totally forgot all about that. It just goes to show you that i am super sensitive to current events and how they might affect people on a peronal level. So, who's for some shooting people in the face?
 
It sounds like you don't really need a gun, just fart in their face. It will have the same effect.
 
to make sure you murder correctly >"M.U.R.D.E.R." nathan take each letter and study!!
A Study System
Study is nothing else
but a possession of the mind
Thomas Hobbes
1651 English

Mood:
Set a positive mood for yourself to study in.
Select the appropriate time, environment, and attitude

Understand:
Mark any information you don't understand in a particular unit;
Keep a focus on one unit or a manageable group of exercises

Recall:
After studying the unit,
stop and put what you have learned into your own words

Digest:
Go back to what you did not understand and reconsider the information;
Contact external expert sources (e.g., other books or an instructor) if you still cannot understand it

Expand:
In this step, ask three kinds of questions concerning the studied material:
If I could speak to the author, what questions would I ask or what criticism would I offer?
How could I apply this material to what I am interested in?
How could I make this information interesting and understandable to other students?

Review:
Go over the material you've covered,
Review what strategies helped you understand and/or retain information in the past and apply these to your current studies
 
Yeah guns are pretty coul. I had a gun once, well actually it wasnt a gun, it was a pez dispencer,a pez dispencer with a clown on it be it the case, I dont want to fool you though I didnt have a case for it either.

But someone gave it to me, having been sheltered my whole life I didnt know what it was, I had never seen one of these before, also I have never seen a gun, So i just figured, hey it was a gun.

I kept wondering why no-one was scared when I tried to shoot them, Then when I did shoot them they would just eat the bullit, I was like whats up with that, most people dont eat bullits,

So one day I was feeling low, crying myself to sleep in a empty bathtub as usual, I just couldnt take it any more, after three failed attempts of holding my breath until I die, I pulled ou the ultimate life ending machine "the gun".

I put the barrel(the clowns head) in my mouth and tried to pull the trigger, well anyone knows pez dispensers dont have friggen triggers, so this in itself was a task, but thats a whole nother story, any way I finaly pulled the trigger, to my surprize my brains were not splattered on the wall behind me and there was a delicious tangy hard candy in my mouth, shortly thereafter my worst day turned into the bestest and most happiest day in my life.

True story
 
Who gave this fuck face a gun? I thought homosexuals couldn't buy guns?
 
knight69 said:
to make sure you murder correctly >"M.U.R.D.E.R." nathan take each letter and study!!
A Study System
Study is nothing else
but a possession of the mind
Thomas Hobbes
1651 English

Mood:
Set a positive mood for yourself to study in.
Select the appropriate time, environment, and attitude

Understand:
Mark any information you don't understand in a particular unit;
Keep a focus on one unit or a manageable group of exercises

Recall:
After studying the unit,
stop and put what you have learned into your own words

Digest:
Go back to what you did not understand and reconsider the information;
Contact external expert sources (e.g., other books or an instructor) if you still cannot understand it

Expand:
In this step, ask three kinds of questions concerning the studied material:
If I could speak to the author, what questions would I ask or what criticism would I offer?
How could I apply this material to what I am interested in?
How could I make this information interesting and understandable to other students?

Review:
Go over the material you've covered,
Review what strategies helped you understand and/or retain information in the past and apply these to your current studies

An excellent post.

PoyeBoy: I feel your pain. If I could give you my hear i would. :)

Darktooth: I would like 16 jumbo prints of that picture please - lamenated too if you don't mind.

Golfer18: Nobody's likes you so go away.
 
Nathan said:


An excellent post.

PoyeBoy: I feel your pain. If I could give you my hear i would. :)

Darktooth: I would like 16 jumbo prints of that picture please - lamenated too if you don't mind.

Golfer18: Nobody's likes you so go away.


I am fucking your female relatives, does that count as "like?"
 
Nathan said:


An excellent post.

PoyeBoy: I feel your pain. If I could give you my hear i would. :)

Darktooth: I would like 16 jumbo prints of that picture please - lamenated too if you don't mind.

Golfer18: Nobody's likes you so go away.

I really hope you didnt mean rear

Yeah goolfy noobody ondersthands the shite you poost any fooking way
 
i have a gun:)
 
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did her daddy do?
What did he put you through?
They said when Janie was arrested they found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin' Now that Janie's got a gun she ain't never gonna be the same.


Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did her daddy do?
He jacked a little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under the lightning and the thunder knew that someone had to stop the rain


Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away


Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did her daddy do?
It's Janie's last I.O.U.
She had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me. The man was such a sleeze. He ain't never gonna be the same.


Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away


Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Everybody is on the run


Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Janie's got a gun
Janie's got a gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Janie's got a gun
 
PoyeBoy said:


I really hope you didnt mean rear

Yeah goolfy noobody ondersthands the shite you poost any fooking way

I meant heart asshole. I would give you my heart if I could. Forget it though, the offer has expired. Think about that for a while assiwpe.
 
Nathan said:


I meant heart asshole. I would give you my heart if I could. Forget it though, the offer has expired. Think about that for a while assiwpe.

Sorry bitchboy, I thought you meant you wanted to give me your ear, kind of like van goh thing, but now that you hurt my feelings, into the bathtub I go
 
PoyeBoy said:
Yeah guns are pretty coul. ....


LOL.



Quick Poll: who actually read those goddamn fuckin lyrics???:mad: :mad: :mad:

I FUCKIN HATE LYRICS IN POSTS.

unless its Peanut Butter Jelly Time
 
Bullit said:



LOL.



Quick Poll: who actually read those goddamn fuckin lyrics???:mad: :mad: :mad:

I FUCKIN HATE LYRICS IN POSTS.

unless its Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Yeah I hat the rolling stones anyway,

Hey bullit, do you eat bullits? If so state which kind, circle yes and or no
 
PoyeBoy said:


Yeah I hat the rolling stones anyway,

Hey bullit, do you eat bullits? If so state which kind, circle yes and or no

You hat them? So you are a wardrobe guy. You gotta be gay.

I ride Bullits, and shoot bullets.
Or maybe I dont shoot bullets...maybe Im shootin blanks. I dunno.. either way white stuff comes out. About 3 cups worth.
Is that normal?
 
Bullit said:


You hat them? So you are a wardrobe guy. You gotta be gay.

I ride Bullits, and shoot bullets.
Or maybe I dont shoot bullets...maybe Im shootin blanks. I dunno.. either way white stuff comes out. About 3 cups worth.
Is that normal?

My god you have got to be tha gayest person on the face of the universe, in a good way of course, faggit
 
PoyeBoy said:


My god you have got to be tha gayest person on the face of the universe

I'm sure you have some hat suggestions for me.
Perhaps part of your own collection?
 
Nathan said:
Not really but i think it is a good idea so that I can start shooting people in the face on a regular basis, as opposed to the part-time shootings I have been participating in lately. I feel my anger management will be much more successful if I just shoot people in the face when they piss me off...granted there won't be much management going on per se but the problem will still be solved. All in all, i think this has been carefully thought out on my part and stinks of pure, unadulterated wisdom. Also, if I fart one more time this evening I'm going to burn a hole clean through this chair. i do NOT smell good right now.

They gotta piss you off so you shoot them? Just do what I do bro, shoot them and then think. This other day I forgot to take my gun to the gym but good thing there are a lot of dumbbells there, I just knocked this fucker out by throwing a 50lb dumbbell on his head, then I just threw him out the window. After he fell, I went downstairs and started to unzip my pants so I could pee on him. Then I started drinking 500g (that's right, no ginger root and all at once) worth of protein shakes so I would get the shits and I could proceed to shit on him.

-sk
 
Ask a cop on the beat how criminals get guns and you're likely to hear this hard boiled response: "They steal them." But this street wisdom is wrong, according to one frustrated Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) agent who is tired of battling this popular misconception. An expert on crime gun patterns, ATF agent Jay Wachtel says that most guns used in crimes are not stolen out of private gun owners' homes and cars. "Stolen guns account for only about 10% to 15% of guns used in crimes," Wachtel said. Because when they want guns they want them immediately the wait is usually too long for a weapon to be stolen and find its way to a criminal.


In fact, there are a number of sources that allow guns to fall into the wrong hands, with gun thefts at the bottom of the list. Wachtel says one of the most common ways criminals get guns is through straw purchase sales. A straw purchase occurs when someone who may not legally acquire a firearm, or who wants to do so anonymously, has a companion buy it on their behalf. According to a 1994 ATF study on "Sources of Crime Guns in Southern California," many straw purchases are conducted in an openly "suggestive" manner where two people walk into a gun store, one selects a firearm, and then the other uses identification for the purchase and pays for the gun. Or, several underage people walk into a store and an adult with them makes the purchases. Both of these are illegal activities.


The next biggest source of illegal gun transactions where criminals get guns are sales made by legally licensed but corrupt at-home and commercial gun dealers. Several recent reports back up Wachtel's own studies about this, and make the case that illegal activity by those licensed to sell guns, known as Federal Firearms Licensees (FFLs), is a huge source of crime guns and greatly surpasses the sale of guns stolen from John Q. Citizen. Like bank robbers, who are interested in banks, gun traffickers are interested in FFLs because that's where the guns are. This is why FFLs are a large source of illegal guns for traffickers, who ultimately wind up selling the guns on the street.


According to a recent ATF report, there is a significant diversion to the illegal gun market from FFLs. The report states that "of the 120,370 crime guns that were traced to purchases from the FFLs then in business, 27.7 % of these firearms were seized by law enforcement in connection with a crime within two years of the original sale. This rapid `time to crime' of a gun purchased from an FFL is a strong indicator that the initial seller or purchaser may have been engaged in unlawful activity."


The report goes on to state that "over-the-counter purchases are not the only means by which guns reach the illegal market from FFLs" and reveals that 23,775 guns have been reported lost, missing or stolen from FFLs since September 13, 1994, when a new law took effect requiring dealers to report gun thefts within 48 hours. This makes the theft of 6,000 guns reported in the CIR/Frontline show "Hot Guns" only 25% of all cases reported to ATF in the past two and one-half years.


Another large source of guns used in crimes are unlicensed street dealers who either get their guns through illegal transactions with licensed dealers, straw purchases, or from gun thefts. These illegal dealers turn around and sell these illegally on the street. An additional way criminals gain access to guns is family and friends, either through sales, theft or as gifts.


While many guns are taken off the street when people are arrested and any firearms in their possession are confiscated, a new study shows how easily arrestees believe they could illegally acquire another firearm. Supported by the National Institute of Justice and based on interviews with those recently arrested, the study acknowledges gun theft is common, with 13 percent of all arrestees interviewed admitting that they had stolen a gun. However a key finding is that "the illegal market is the most likely source" for these people to obtain a gun. "In fact, more than half the arrestees say it is easy to obtain guns illegally," the report states. Responding to a question of how they obtained their most recent handgun, the arrestees answered as follows: 56% said they paid cash; 15% said it was a gift; 10% said they borrowed it; 8% said they traded for it; while 5% only said that they stole it.


ATF officials say that only about 8% of the nation's 124,000 retail gun dealers sell the majority of handguns that are used in crimes. They conclude that these licensed retailers are part of a block of rogue entrepreneurs tempted by the big profits of gun trafficking. Cracking down on these dealers continues to be a priority for the ATF. What's needed, according to Wachtel, is better monitoring of the activities of legally licensed gun dealers. This means examining FFL paperwork to see where their guns are coming from, and making sure that those guns are being sold legally. But he says, "Let's be honest. If someone wants a gun, it's obvious the person will not have difficulty buying a gun, either legally or through the extensive United States black market."
 
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