I've been drinking...

[resqguy]

...pretty much all afternoon....it's awesome. I have quite a bit of free time lately, and I'll tell you why (whether you care to know, or not). I've been stuck at home, on crutches for the last 2 weeks. I've been running with some nasty shin splints for the last couple o' months. They suck. Anyone who's ever had them can attest to this. Any-who...while running in our monthly PFQ (fitness test), I felt a "pop" in my right shin, and subsequently tumbled to the ground. It was hilarious...for the spectators, that is. I couldn't straighten my leg, couldn't stand up...nothing. I was taken to the hospital where X-rays and an MRI were taken. The diagnosis? I have severe stress fractures in my right tibia and I tore my calf from the tendon/bone, almost completely. As it turns out, my frame wasn't built to handle my 225lbs of sexual tyrannosaurus...fuckin' steroids. Anyway, so I'm hobbling around on freakin' stilts until I'm healthy enough to go back. Isn't that awesome???

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@225 being tyrannosaurus. What are you 5'3"? I feel so good at 225!!! I quick like cat at 225! Now at 250-260 I am molasses.

 

[resqguy]

I wasn't implying that I was a monster, butthole. I was quoting "Predator." Jeez...

 

[puddlemonkey]

Never seen it.

 

[resqguy]

Never seen it.

WHAT??????? Dude...."Predator." With Arnold Schwartza....Swarhztta....howeverthefuckyouspellit......

Seriously???

We're getting off the subject here. You're supposed to read my post and feel sorry for me.

 

[puddlemonkey]

No sympathy

And serious, never seen it.

 

[resqguy]

No sympathy

And serious, never seen it.

I hate you.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Does that mean you're not gonna share your creamsicle with me?

 

[bw1]

lol@225 being tyrannosaurus. What are you 5'3"? I feel so good at 225!!! I quick like cat at 225! Now at 250-260 I am molasses.

lol @ quick like a cat.

 

[resqguy]

Ah, for cryin' out loud.....why are you so obsessed with my creamsicle???

On another note, where the hell did all my karma go???

 

[puddlemonkey]

On another note, where the hell did all my karma go???

I've been siphoning it like gas when you aren't looking!

 

[resqguy]

I've been siphoning it like gas when you aren't looking!

I didn't have that much to begin with, you sonuvabitch!!! Gimme back my shit!

 

[redguru]

Ah, for cryin' out loud.....why are you so obsessed with my creamsicle???

On another note, where the hell did all my karma go???

Probably lost every bet in the past month in the bookie forum, like me.

 

[Phaded]

fuck i'm going to get some painkillers on thursday i think i ripped a butt muscle

 

[redguru]

fuck i'm going to get some painkillers on thursday i think i ripped a butt muscle

hmmm, so it's you in my k messages?

 

[resqguy]

Probably lost every bet in the past month in the bookie forum, like me.

Actually, I've only placed one bet...and I lost. I meant to choose the Pats over the Deadskins, but I clicked the wrong button. Oh well.

Ok... back to feeling sorry for myself...

 

[resqguy]

Did I mention I've been drinking?

 

[Cal_21]

Thread of the WEEK!!!

 

[Cal_21]

fuck i'm going to get some painkillers on thursday i think i ripped a butt muscle

Sorry orb, I guess I don't know my own strength...