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give me minute, gotta suck off my frozen exploding beer......
Actually this was sat. nights adventure, im just now gettin my buzz on. Som e fuck puts a new cement yard donkey out in the yard(another one) and im out front stumblin around in the dark and see this fucker out of the corner of my eye. I freeze, grab the dogs food pan that is full, and luanch it at this motherfucker. Only to have it bang off its concrete head. Ha ha ha real funny motherfucker.
So after a night of weldin and shit, I send up a cuttin torch ballon bomb at 2am-just to let all the friendly folk im still alive. Then I decide to mow grass. heh i got headlights. well i go start to mow and get real fukin bored. Im thinkin man you can go around in circles on these mowers for hours, why not go on a road trip? SO i got this alky friend that lives about 7 miles from down the gravel, i load up my small cooler-just enough to make it there-and im on my way. Well about 1/2way im in the total fukin dark and these 2 huge white dogs attack my ass, i turn around and attempt to chase em but there faster and keep comin at me so im like allright motherfuckers its your fuckin ass now. I get off the mower and get close enough to one and just kick the fuck out of it(heh im in the middle of the fukin street, not this fucks yard. my fuckin dogs dont do that) and he yelps, then i loose it and start chasing the other one and end up in this fucks yard and all the lights go on, and he comes out screaming and yelling and has a fucking shotgun. goddamn. wheres the fucking humanity? so, breathing harder than hard, i tell him get his fukin dogs off me and ill be on my merry fukin way ig ot grass to mow. this guy calls his dogs, and was mumblin some shit when I took off. I got chased by about 3 others on the way over there. thank god my friend was out in his shop drunker than fuck, so I reloaded, then told him to give my ass a ride home after about an hour of talkin shit as we aint seen each other in a while. I still gotta go get my piece of shit husky back(dont ever buy a husky).
Ha ha ha. You try livin out in the middle of nowhere and see what you do when you get bored. You can only jack off so many times a day. or hour.
Actually this was sat. nights adventure, im just now gettin my buzz on. Som e fuck puts a new cement yard donkey out in the yard(another one) and im out front stumblin around in the dark and see this fucker out of the corner of my eye. I freeze, grab the dogs food pan that is full, and luanch it at this motherfucker. Only to have it bang off its concrete head. Ha ha ha real funny motherfucker.
So after a night of weldin and shit, I send up a cuttin torch ballon bomb at 2am-just to let all the friendly folk im still alive. Then I decide to mow grass. heh i got headlights. well i go start to mow and get real fukin bored. Im thinkin man you can go around in circles on these mowers for hours, why not go on a road trip? SO i got this alky friend that lives about 7 miles from down the gravel, i load up my small cooler-just enough to make it there-and im on my way. Well about 1/2way im in the total fukin dark and these 2 huge white dogs attack my ass, i turn around and attempt to chase em but there faster and keep comin at me so im like allright motherfuckers its your fuckin ass now. I get off the mower and get close enough to one and just kick the fuck out of it(heh im in the middle of the fukin street, not this fucks yard. my fuckin dogs dont do that) and he yelps, then i loose it and start chasing the other one and end up in this fucks yard and all the lights go on, and he comes out screaming and yelling and has a fucking shotgun. goddamn. wheres the fucking humanity? so, breathing harder than hard, i tell him get his fukin dogs off me and ill be on my merry fukin way ig ot grass to mow. this guy calls his dogs, and was mumblin some shit when I took off. I got chased by about 3 others on the way over there. thank god my friend was out in his shop drunker than fuck, so I reloaded, then told him to give my ass a ride home after about an hour of talkin shit as we aint seen each other in a while. I still gotta go get my piece of shit husky back(dont ever buy a husky).
Ha ha ha. You try livin out in the middle of nowhere and see what you do when you get bored. You can only jack off so many times a day. or hour.
