It's a miracle!

[Lumberg]

I just did a load of laundry and all the socks matched up!

 

[The Shadow]

Fuck - I was hoping you could find the mate to my Mickey Mouse golfing sock

 

[IhateOsama]

I just did a load of laundry and all the socks matched up!

Liar! I don't believe you that's impossible. Stop smoking dope.

 

[Mr. dB]

I have more left socks than right ones.