It sucks having a 14 inch cock

[the_clockwork]

did you bang the 65 year old hygienist?

 

[MichaelScott]

the water is always cold in the urinal

 

[KillahBee]

did you bang the 65 year old hygienist?

You know it. I splooged in her wrinkles and made a bet with myself on which goo shot would travel down the paths fastest

 

[the_clockwork]

it's always the clavicle

 

[MichaelScott]

and deep too

 

[GoldenDelicious]

no chicken jokes?

what?!

hmpf

some guys i know had a 3some the other day, and one of them is ridiculously well hung. the girl takes one look and says "no, too big"

turning girls into lollipops is all well and good but in practicality...the sex would suck. youd have to find giant amazon chaka zulu bitches to shag or a pet mare or something

 

[rnch]

ah yes....."internet inches"

 

[gotmilk]

fuck..that's 3 asians combined

 

[reno240]

doesn't it guys?

A what now?

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

A what now?

rule of three, especially on the internet..

14/3 = 4.666 inches..

sucks bro.. that really.. kinda sucks..