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It Sucks Being Single!!!

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JUICESEEKER

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It is the worst not having a woman in your life that can satisy you sexually. I mean looking at porn only makes you more sexually frustrated when you are single, and so does going to strip clubs. It's a big tease. I mean if you have a wife or a girlfriend, and you go to a strip club or look at porn, at least you can get sexual satisfaction from you girlfriend or spouse. A single guy like me gets nothing, and massage parlous and escourts services are too expensive. I can't take it anymore! What's the solution?!
 
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Hit up some clubs or bars. Just about anyone can score there. might have to lower your standards a little. All else fails, go right to the fattie.
 
JUICESEEKER said:
I mean if you have a wife or a girlfriend, .... at least you can get sexual satisfaction from you girlfriend or spouse.
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Not what my married friends tell me.
That's what an affair is for, find yourself a married woman. :)
 
Being single is what you make it, I know many people who wish they still were single. It's not pugatory bro, enjoy it!
 
strider364 said:
Being single is what you make it, I know many people who wish they still were single. It's not pugatory bro, enjoy it!
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striders right,use it to your advantage man.I sometimes wish I was in your predicament,and was able to taste all the flava'z.(Women I mean ,don't get all fruity on me).
 
beastboy said:
I wish I had a single piece of cheese right now. I'm hungry.
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Sweet Fancy Moses thats a shitty post.
I think it might be time for you to take a break for today... y'know... recharge the ol' batteries. Come back on Monday and really 'WOW' us with some quality posts.
 
hardrock said:
All else fails, go right to the fattie.
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My NYE technique.
Its kinda like driving a Yugo... it gets ya where ya wanna go, but its ugly.
 
Bullit said:


Sweet Fancy Moses thats a shitty post.
I think it might be time for you to take a break for today... y'know... recharge the ol' batteries. Come back on Monday and really 'WOW' us with some quality posts.
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Oh yeah????? Uhm....fuck you buddy!
 
every guy goes through stages where they cant score any chicks for a while then all of sudden your jugling three at the same time.
be patient and they will come. Show confidence when u walk into their presence.
 
I guess when you're newly single like I am you're so happy to be out of a bad situation you don't notice the loneliness.
 
the internet makes being single alot easier to deal with. You can see naked chicks w/o leaving your home and spending alot of money. I can have phonesex with any of several phonefriends plus I'd be guaranteed a score if I were to go visit them. Takes the pressure off being single because you know you could get it if you really wanted it.
 
I don't know. Sometimes I think it's about equal. Being single is great sometimes for me. I love being alone at times. Other times, I wish I were deeply in love. But with that comes pain(Usually). I'm very interested to see if I will remain single for the reamaining of my days.
 
I hear you. After I've been alone for a while it does wear on you. I have fuck buddy that i've developed stronger than expected feelings for, but we're going to maintain the status quo for the time being.
 
Dial_tone said:
I hear you. After I've been alone for a while it does wear on you. I have fuck buddy that i've developed stronger than expected feelings for, but we're going to maintain the status quo for the time being.
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I think I need one of those. But it has never worked out for me. Emotions inevitable become involved.
 
You might not be able to get sex whenever, but think of the all icky stuff you are not having to put up with from us either. Hmmm?
 
biteme said:


I think I need one of those. But it has never worked out for me. Emotions inevitable become involved.
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I must be a glutton for punishment. In addition to her being white she's also 15 years younger. I told her if she still wants me when she's 28 then we'll use the bf/gf titles. She's the one who's "commitment-phobic" as she calls it. She's like a guy, only with a coochie...a football nut.
 
strider364 said:
Being single is what you make it, I know many people who wish they still were single. It's not pugatory bro, enjoy it!
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I love the single life. I get to do whatever, whenever without argument.

More sex would be good though, but I hear that stops whenever you get married anyways.
 
PHATchik said:
Bah humbug.
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Shouldn't you be in bed by now?:)

You should've came to the Otter. We had fun there. Tommorrow will probably be Gatsbys.

:dance2:
 
alien amp pharm said:


Shouldn't you be in bed by now?:)

You should've came to the Otter. We had fun there. Tommorrow will probably be Gatsbys.

:dance2:
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Someone didn't invite me. And I haven't figured out tomorrow's plans yet.
 
When you're a single you want to be with a woman

But whenever you get married you wish you could be a single !
 
Id say you dont hit the clubs too damn much... you shouldn't go to the store when your hungry, youll bring home all sorts of crap :D
 
JUICESEEKER said:
It is the worst not having a woman in your life that can satisy you sexually. I mean looking at porn only makes you more sexually frustrated when you are single, and so does going to strip clubs. It's a big tease. I mean if you have a wife or a girlfriend, and you go to a strip club or look at porn, at least you can get sexual satisfaction from you girlfriend or spouse. A single guy like me gets nothing, and massage parlous and escourts services are too expensive. I can't take it anymore! What's the solution?!
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the bar/club + YOU +drunk bitches = sexual satisfactory
 
biteme said:
I don't know. Sometimes I think it's about equal. Being single is great sometimes for me. I love being alone at times. Other times, I wish I were deeply in love. But with that comes pain(Usually). I'm very interested to see if I will remain single for the reamaining of my days.
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I can agree with all of this, some more than others.
 
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