it says never

[tuc biscuit]

for the last post on the chat forum.....how queer

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am speaking the Queen's English, if you can only speak a bastardised version of it then unlucky.

Btw, I have a whole pack up there this morning for your information.

 

[vixenbabe]

Would you mind speaking English?

You got that biscuit tucked too tight this mornin?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Typical Brit...Knicker's too tight!

Typical American.......hardly ever wears any.


Also when you were talking about winking at people, did you mean with your eyes or your.....well.....your 'yeast curtains'.

 

[vixenbabe]

I am speaking the Queen's English, if you can only speak a bastardised version of it then unlucky.

Btw, I have a whole pack up there this morning for your information.

Typical Brit...Knicker's too tight!

 

[tuc biscuit]

You want me, that much is so painfully obvious it is getting a bit embarresing, It's my lustrous locks isn't it?

 

[vixenbabe]

Also when you were talking about winking at people, did you mean with your eyes or your.....well.....your 'yeast curtains'.

LOL...I'll have you know this tight oven has NEVER baked bread!

F.Y.I- Meat curtains!

 

[vixenbabe]

You want me, that much is so painfully obvious it is getting a bit embarresing, It's my lustrous locks isn't it?

It's the accent!

 

[tuc biscuit]

It's the accent!

Well thank you, very much like guvna.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Is this a porn thread?

 

[tuc biscuit]

Guvna? Now you sound like you're from Boston!

Well Boston is a place in Lincolnshire that the American city took the name from, so that is very perceptive of you.

 

[vixenbabe]

Well thank you, very much like guvna.

Guvna? Now you sound like you're from Boston!

 

[tuc biscuit]

Is this a porn thread?

Alien...I got some sweet game going here, leave a brother alone to get his mack on

 

[vixenbabe]

Well Boston is a place in Lincolnshire that the American city took the name from, so that is very perceptive of you.

Will you still love me IF I bring up the tea party?

Alien...Show me your ass and we can make it one!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Alien...Show me your ass and we can make it one!

[Austin Powers Voice] Oh behave [/Austin Powers Voice]


Tuc: Nevermind me, I was just using the search feature here to find porn and this thread came up as one of the results.