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It must suck being a bartender...

curling

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I mean I go to biker bars every once in a while to wet my whistle and the drunk people are always the same. They are slow, they repeat themselves, they slur, and they stare at you when they talk to you.

Could you imagine being a bartender and having to deal with drunks for your whole working life. Yuck.
 
It depends on the bar. I was a bartender for a couple of years, great fun, hotties all over the place, great tips.

It must be all that "culture" you have in Texas boiling up to the top in biker bars.
 
How about those Mavericks?

I bet they'll take it all the way!
 
Batending with drunk chicks around would probably be ok. But I am talking about just run in the mill whole in the wall bars where all the alc'ys hang out.
 
A good bartender can easily make over 200$ cash on a good night, something to make you forget about al lthose assholes....
 
i'd like to be a bartender that doesn't wear pants and women could come around the bar and blow me while i work
 
To my knowledge, if it is a happening bar whatsoever where a lot of young ladies are, the bartender, given he isn't lame, has a automatic game upgrade to anyone else there.
 
No, you just tune out and focus on keeping the bar operational and clean so you can get out quickly when it closes. Watch tv out of the corner of your eye...

I don't know. But in a good place, you can pull some mega $$.
 
curling said:
the drunk people are always the same. They are slow, they repeat themselves, they slur, and they stare at you when they talk to you.


Sounds like you sober.

And you gave the world a hangover by having children.
 
Bartending can be stressful. What really sucks is when you get really busy, you actually make less money for the amount of work you do. It can't be avoided. Its nice to have a barback who knows how to keep things stocked while staying out of your way.
 
Re: Re: It must suck being a bartender...

Satanic Goatslayer said:


Sounds like you sober.

And you gave the world a hangover by having children.

You don't go the same places I go now do ya?
 
worked as a barback last summer at a place. Made over $200 on a Saturday night and the bartenders pulled in over $400.

Cash like this makes dealing with drunks "no problem" at all.
 
Depends on the bar.




..and how thick your skin is...










...you learn to talk, walk and count to a 100 just before the desire to grab a bottle from the speed rack and clobber someone.
 
Bartending beats the hell out of bouncing as far as the $$$ goes. I need to try to get my foot in the door as a bartender and quit with this bouncing bullshit. I wouldn't work in a biker bar though. I can't stand a lot of the bikers I meet. Some are cool, but as far as a group that I'd like to cater too.....fuck that.
 
casavant said:
Bartending beats the hell out of bouncing as far as the $$$ goes. I need to try to get my foot in the door as a bartender and quit with this bouncing bullshit. I wouldn't work in a biker bar though. I can't stand a lot of the bikers I meet. Some are cool, but as far as a group that I'd like to cater too.....fuck that.

Please don't judge all bikers by Curling.
Actually the ones that I can't stand are those yuppie tassle shoed faggot by day/ badass biker by night ones. The ones that just generally love to ride are usually good people.

My husband and I met while working in a bar and it really wasn't like working at all. Guess it all depends on the place and your sense of humor.
 
Temple said:


Please don't judge all bikers by Curling.
Actually the ones that I can't stand are those yuppie tassle shoed faggot by day/ badass biker by night ones. The ones that just generally love to ride are usually good people.

My husband and I met while working in a bar and it really wasn't like working at all. Guess it all depends on the place and your sense of humor.

I hear ya. I definitely know some really cool ones too.
 
Temple said:

Please don't judge all bikers by Curling.
Actually the ones that I can't stand are those yuppie tassle shoed faggot by day/ badass biker by night ones. The ones that just generally love to ride are usually good people.

Speaking of yuppie bikers, I've noticed that they are generally the rude, inconsiderate ones. When you're at a red light in traffic, a real biker usually just sits there, waiting for the green. The yuppie bikers always have to fuck with the throttle and keep revving-up their bikes, making a racket.
 
fogg88 said:


Speaking of yuppie bikers, I've noticed that they are generally the rude, inconsiderate ones. When you're at a red light in traffic, a real biker usually just sits there, waiting for the green. The yuppie bikers always have to fuck with the throttle and keep revving-up their bikes, making a racket.

good observation
 
Temple said:


Please don't judge all bikers by Curling.
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Hey hey hEY HEY!!! What the heck is this suppose to mean? What is wrong with me? Just because I have loud pipes doesn't make me crappy biker. I am a true biker I don't have no yuppie crap and I ride for the thrill of riding which is very wild and I love doing turns as fast as I can. I do burnouts as much as I can afford a back tire. And dad gummit people like me.
 
curling said:


Hey hey hEY HEY!!! What the heck is this suppose to mean? What is wrong with me? Just because I have loud pipes doesn't make me crappy biker. I am a true biker I don't have no yuppie crap and I ride for the thrill of riding which is very wild and I love doing turns as fast as I can. I do burnouts as much as I can afford a back tire. And dad gummit people like me.

#1) What is wrong with you can't be encompassed with a single line or paragraph.

#2) Yes, you are a crappy biker.

#3) I hope you do a fast turn one day and smash into a semi trailer. That would be a miracle from Jesus.

#4) Your life is a burnout.

#5) I don't like you, and I imagine most others feel the same way.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
#5) I don't like you, and I imagine most others feel the same way. [/B]

Now I am bummed out. I always thought you did like me in some sick satanic sortof way anyways.
 
Wait never mind. I forgot you work for the red dude with the funny tale your not suppose to like Christians. so you are just doing your job. A very crappy rewarded job(eternity in hell an all) but at least your commited(in the head any ways)
 
curling said:
Wait never mind. I forgot you work for the red dude with the funny tale your not suppose to like Christians. so you are just doing your job. A very crappy rewarded job(eternity in hell an all) but at least your commited(in the head any ways)

Every post you make reminds me of the sound retards make when you kick them. You're trying so hard to make some point, but just like the mongoloids you can't seem to communicate it like a normal person.

You also like the word 'crappy'. Is that a synonym for your religion?
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


Every post you make reminds me of the sound retards make when you kick them. You're trying so hard to make some point, but just like the mongoloids you can't seem to communicate it like a normal person.

You also like the word 'crappy'. Is that a synonym for your religion?

Not a bad cut down you are actually quite good. Do you watch and listen to emimem or something for material?

And if crappy describes mine then shitty must describe yours.
 
curling said:


Not a bad cut down you are actually quite good. Do you watch and listen to emimem or something for material?

And if crappy describes mine then shitty must describe yours.

Yes, curling; I listen to pop music to obtain that type of knowledge. Just today I heard that song, "Dumb fucking cocksucker" and immediately thought of you.

And yes, shitty must describe mine - if shitty means "totally awesome and gnarly."
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


Yes, curling; I listen to pop music to obtain that type of knowledge. Just today I heard that song, "Dumb fucking cocksucker" and immediately thought of you.


I would sit here and mentally spar with you all day but I have to go and it is not fair fighting and unarmed man.


nd yes, shitty must describe mine - if shitty means "totally awesome and gnarly."

Gnarly always makes me think of a gnarly shit but what every floats your turds to the top. Have a great weekend see I can still be nice can your.
 
curling said:


I would sit here and mentally spar with you all day but I have to go and it is not fair fighting and unarmed man.




Gnarly always makes me think of a gnarly shit but what every floats your turds to the top. Have a great weekend see I can still be nice can your.

Sparring with you is like the fight between Thunderlips the Ultimate Male and Rocky Balboa in Rocky III. You're Rocky, of course.

Thanks for the dialogue, curling. You make me feel good about myself.
 
You are really funny. You have a good on bro. I am off to lake travis with my loud ass boat stereo to make the marinas pissed off. So have a good weekend.
 
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I enjoyed my time as a bartender. It was definetly an upgrade from waiting tables and the money was much better. The typical drinker (and smoker for that matter) tips better. I tended bar at the "Outback Steakhouse" in So. Cali, so it wasn't a night club or anything (although they make considerable more $$ and have considerably worse work hours).

I made it a game...I take good care of my guests and keep them interested in staying...they drink more, tip more...good for me! I could think of a job worse than that...
 
AAP said:
No, you just tune out and focus on keeping the bar operational and clean so you can get out quickly when it closes. Watch tv out of the corner of your eye...

I don't know. But in a good place, you can pull some mega $$.
i knew this girl who worked at the clevelender on south beach, on the weekends she would pull 300-500 cash. not to bad.
 
bartending is a good gig at most places. as far as dealing with drunks ... just about every bartender i've known -- and i've know quite a few -- is well familiar with both sides of the bar. to condemn the person across from you is to condemn yourself.
 
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