Is your mom a MILF and or Cougar?

[puddlemonkey]

There was one in my neighborhood. Poor dude use to get bummed out when we'd say, "Hey Joe ... I'd like to fuck your mom".

I'd never get that, they wouldn't live. I did get plenty of, "dude, your moms hot!". After awhile I just stopped bringing friends from school home to my place.

 

[SpyWizard]

not my mom or wife by the way

 

[Beachboy6294]

Hawt!! lol

 

[Jon79]

i still get tired of ppl saying my mom is hawt...

now that she will be getting a devorce i will have to fuck some old crusty mother fuckers up...

 

[habitualhealth]

my daughter's mom is

 

[OMEGA]

my daughter's mom is

dont u ever stop?

 

[habitualhealth]

dont u ever stop?

pretty much no. you guys open way too many doors in here for me not to come frolicking through

 

[OMEGA]

oh ok

welcome then

 

[habitualhealth]

oh ok

welcome then

i never get credit for being ridiculously quick witted and funny *sigh*

 

[OMEGA]

did you want me to do a cart wheel or something

id give you a hug and that about it