you just had to sat it.lolHeatherRae said:Oh my! When did you visit Jack's house? LOL.
bad girlHeatherRae said:hehehe... ;-)
LOL...that c00per...lol. Where did he post that? I hadn't seen it.pdaddy said:teehee
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LOL...HumanTarget said:the other hand is firmly grasping the belt/back of the pants.
btw - is that a smile or a botox overdose?HeatherRae said:LOL...
terrible. He isn't THAT old people. I can't believe everyone thinks 49 is so old. LOL.
My smile or his smile? You don't like my smile now? In the other thread you said you wanted to sex me up...hehehe...i didn't miss that. ;-)HumanTarget said:btw - is that a smile or a botox overdose?
cuz you're a vain hooker. and i was talking about your smile. he looks like he had a mild stroke.....HeatherRae said:My smile or his smile? You don't like my smile now? In the other thread you said you wanted to sex me up...hehehe...i didn't miss that. ;-)
Oh, you love me and want to scrub my toilet with your little pink brush...hehehe. You could insult that man all day. His ego wouldn't suffer an ounce. lol.HumanTarget said:cuz you're a vain hooker. and i was talking about your smile. he looks like he had a mild stroke.....
ok, when he gets up from his nap, let me know.HeatherRae said:Oh, you love me and want to scrub my toilet with your little pink brush...hehehe. You could insult that man all day. His ego wouldn't suffer an ounce. lol.
by the way pdaddy, the jack's house was not an insult of you. I was just wondering how you got a pic of his front door, is all. ;-)HumanTarget said:ok, when he gets up from his nap, let me know.
He said you could come scrub the toilets while he is sleeping. =-)HumanTarget said:ok, when he gets up from his nap, let me know.
don't you ever quote me than speak of someone else. and btw - i only said i wanted to tit fuck you, so there....HeatherRae said:by the way pdaddy, the jack's house was not an insult of you. I was just wondering how you got a pic of his front door, is all. ;-)
You said you wanted to do that....rofl....i missed that part. Thanks for elaborating...lol.HumanTarget said:don't you ever quote me than speak of someone else. and btw - i only said i wanted to tit fuck you, so there....
omg. like i'd ever consider pleasuring you....HeatherRae said:You said you wanted to do that....rofl....i missed that part. Thanks for elaborating...lol.
futile missions are worth little consideration....hehehe....j/kHumanTarget said:omg. like i'd ever consider pleasuring you....
i'd let you gobble me, but thats it...HeatherRae said:futile missions are worth little consideration....hehehe....j/k
LOL...botox doesn't deaden the sense of smell. I'll pass. ;-)HumanTarget said:i'd let you gobble me, but thats it...
peh. at least i don't smell of grandparents....and i'd think you'd find it easier since i don't wear adult diapers.HeatherRae said:LOL...botox doesn't deaden the sense of smell. I'll pass. ;-)
We aren't married yet. We are engaged. =-) Thanks CT.cuthroat said:lol...your getting pwnd by heather. Nice pictures by the way (the ones c0oper didnt get to). Differance in age doesn't matter as long as your truly happy. I didn't even realize you were married but congrats.
oh yeah dude! totally! lol!cuthroat said:lol...your getting pwnd by heather. Nice pictures by the way (the ones c0oper didnt get to). Differance in age doesn't matter as long as your truly happy. I didn't even realize you were married but congrats.
Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver'd boy.HumanTarget said:peh. at least i don't smell of grandparents....and i'd think you'd find it easier since i don't wear adult diapers.
ohhhh, someone has a Shakespearean Insult Generator!!! awesome, i thought i was the only one, you filthy, blotto-eyed sperm recipient.HeatherRae said:Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver'd boy.
;-)
LOL.....HumanTarget said:ohhhh, someone has a Shakespearean Insult Generator!!! awesome, i thought i was the only one, you filthy, blotto-eyed sperm recipient.
i will fill your innards with gerbils and read you stories about the Civil War!HeatherRae said:LOL.....
A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with.
hehehehe...you will make a good daddy one day. ;-)HumanTarget said:i will fill your innards with gerbils and read you stories about the Civil War!
if Old Man River can't fire off any live rounds, gimmee a holla. i'll send you some killer HT spermatazoa. big, crazy, hard to kill kids you'll have....HeatherRae said:hehehehe...you will make a good daddy one day. ;-)
lol...ummmm....i think he may notice that our kids are rather tan. ;-)HumanTarget said:if Old Man River can't fire off any live rounds, gimmee a holla. i'll send you some killer HT spermatazoa. big, crazy, hard to kill kids you'll have....
soooo, did you like see pics of me??? how do you know how dark i am???HeatherRae said:lol...ummmm....i think he may notice that our kids are rather tan. ;-)
HumanTarget said:soooo, did you like see pics of me??? how do you know how dark i am???
yeah. well, there's scenario #2. the plantation owners daughter strays too close to the servants quarters.....HeatherRae said:You told me you were. Secondly, I'm sure you are darker than me...lol.
and he insults her profusely....YAWN...wouldn't make a good novel. lol.HumanTarget said:yeah. well, there's scenario #2. the plantation owners daughter strays too close to the servants quarters.....
you'd get pushed over a hay bale.....HeatherRae said:and he insults her profusely....YAWN...wouldn't make a good novel. lol.
LOL...which thread?bran987 said:fuck it looks like I made that thread about the wrong two people now
It's HT's past time. He gets them to play along - hook(er), line(s) and sinker.pdaddy said:three pages of e-flirting....bleh
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=502249HeatherRae said:LOL...which thread?
LOL...;-)Smurfy said:It's HT's past time. He gets them to play along - hook(er), line(s) and sinker.
that's why you spent your Friday night with a ghetto/slum runner....HeatherRae said:LOL...;-)
A girl has to go slummin some time. LOL.HumanTarget said:that's why you spent your Friday night with a ghetto/slum runner....![]()
I'm not sure if we are insulting one another or having foreplay...lol. There may be a fine line there.string_bean00 said:what the fuck you guys
she likes it rough.string_bean00 said:what the fuck you guys
HumanTarget said:she likes it rough.
ROFL, oh fuck yeah! and i'm talking like 3-4 hours after meeting her. i'd get lil' Miss Priss to shoot some whiskey with me and then she'd give up the drawers....string_bean00 said:you think you could bag heather on a first date?
she's trolling for a real man. she's so tired of southern gents who bow & kiss hands and wear those fucking ridiculous bolo ties....string_bean00 said:lol that's the answer I was looking for
Miss Priss
whiskey shots
drawers
excellent
LOL...I hate whiskey. bleh. bad plan.HumanTarget said:ROFL, oh fuck yeah! and i'm talking like 3-4 hours after meeting her. i'd get lil' Miss Priss to shoot some whiskey with me and then she'd give up the drawers....
LOL. yeah, HT would end up buying me daquiries all night and trying to impress me with talk about his feelings. I would tell him I'm going to the bathroom and then call a cab....lol.string_bean00 said:switch it up to daquiris and you're a happy girl
you would go to the bathroom alright, but the only thing you'd be calling is my name as you clawed at the walls of the stall trying to keep your balance in those impractical shoes you wore....HeatherRae said:LOL. yeah, HT would end up buying me daquiries all night and trying to impress me with talk about his feelings. I would tell him I'm going to the bathroom and then call a cab....lol.
Yeah, who wants a gal in practical shoes? LOL. strappy shoes is where it's at.HumanTarget said:you would go to the bathroom alright, but the only thing you'd be calling is my name as you clawed at the walls of the stall trying to keep your balance in those impractical shoes you wore....
please tell me you have nice feet. not another Frisky type who has Brazilian soccer player feet...HeatherRae said:Yeah, who wants a gal in practical shoes? LOL. strappy shoes is where it's at.
weekly pedicures here.HumanTarget said:please tell me you have nice feet. not another Frisky type who has Brazilian soccer player feet...
Mr. Big is pleased....HeatherRae said:weekly pedicures here.
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