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MommaKin
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> >If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was
> >holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
> >
> >If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll
> >music or musician he liked.
> >
> >If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your
> >family blames the tobacco company.
> >
> >If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you
> >blame the school for poor sex education.
> >
> >If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
> >drunk, you blame the bartender.
> >
> >If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to
> >shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government
> >for not providing clean ones.
> >
> >If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you
> >blame television.
> >
> >If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
> >the gun manufacturer.
> >
> >And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
> >kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him
> >instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
> >
> >I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is
> >anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked
> >in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?
> >holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant.
> >
> >If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll
> >music or musician he liked.
> >
> >If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your
> >family blames the tobacco company.
> >
> >If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you
> >blame the school for poor sex education.
> >
> >If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
> >drunk, you blame the bartender.
> >
> >If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to
> >shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government
> >for not providing clean ones.
> >
> >If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you
> >blame television.
> >
> >If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
> >the gun manufacturer.
> >
> >And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to
> >kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him
> >instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.
> >
> >I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is
> >anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked
> >in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?