Is this bikini to small for my girlfriend?

[Deterass]

She feels a little self-conscious about it but i told her she looks fine.

 

[ChefWide]

It takes a whole lotta lovin'....

 

[Code]

Looks a little big.

 

[jackangel]

dude, that whole fucking yard is too small for your girlfriend.

 

[Deterass]

Looks a little big.

Thats what i said and she didn't believe me

 

[Y_lifter]

I bet that's a Diet Pepsi..

 

[alien amp pharm]

Oh haha, this was a joke thread

I was about to say "but you're gay, what are you doing with a girlfriend"

You got me.

 

[Deterass]

dude, that whole fucking yard is too small for your girlfriend.

What do you mean? She's a hottie

 

[perkele]

She feels a little self-conscious about it but i told her she looks fine.

Even Perk is amazed.

 

[daveyboy]

Looks a little big.

lol! just a little.....

 

[Werd]

That was just wrong.

 

[from zero]

I wonder if that's a diet soda she's sipping.

 

[Deterass]

That was just wrong.

Yes, i feel bad.......... she thinks she's fat.

 

[SoreArms]

imagine the size of the moose knuckle on that

 

[velvett]

That was just wrong.

That's just what i was going to say.

 

[Werd]

That's just what i was going to say.

pinkie-swear!

quick, grab my pinkie and let's make a wish! You know this one will come true!!!

 

[Deterass]

pinkie-swear!

quick, grab my pinkie and let's make a wish! You know this one will come true!!!

No highjacking!

 

[Werd]

No highjacking!

What?! Velvett started it!

 

[crew9]

You lucky bastard!! What I wouldn't do for a piece of that!

 

[Deterass]

You lucky bastard!! What I wouldn't do for a piece of that!

I know ,i know..............in your dreams!!!

 

[velvett]

pinkie-swear!

quick, grab my pinkie and let's make a wish! You know this one will come true!!!

OUOOUOUOU

gotchA!

 

[Lumberg]

OUOOUOUOU

gotchA!

Is this some kind of secret female bonding thing like "pull my finger?"

"Let's hook pinkies and I'll queef!"

 

[Seashell]

dude, that whole fucking yard is too small for your girlfriend.

So mean. Yet funny.

 

[Werd]

Is this some kind of secret female bonding thing like "pull my finger?"

"Let's hook pinkies and I'll queef!"

 

[Deterass]

So mean. Yet funny.

Thats not nice...........don't hurt her feelings like that!

 

[bluepeter]

Thats not nice...........don't hurt her feelings like that!

Since you like to lick the kitty dude, I got a question........how the fuck do you find it and if you do, how the fuck do you get your head outta there?

 

[pitbullstl]

Hope ya got a wheelie bar for that softail......

 

[Deterass]

Hope ya got a wheelie bar for that softail......

Pull behind trailor.

 

[Deterass]

Since you like to lick the kitty dude, I got a question........how the fuck do you find it and if you do, how the fuck do you get your head outta there?

Grease up real good first.

 

[Dakotah]

Since you like to lick the kitty dude, I got a question........how the fuck do you find it and if you do, how the fuck do you get your head outta there?

 

[ChefWide]

quick, grab my pinkie and let's make a wish!

Almost what I was going to say...

 

[gonelifting]

The Census counted her twice.

 

[Forge]

I don't know about the bikini, but the bench is definately too small for her. She looks like she is about to engulf the stool. Get her one of those industrial shopping carts from Home Depot pronto for her sitting safety.

 

[solidg]

someone needs some lipo

 

[tuc biscuit]

that bikini bottom is actually like the size of a bath towel lol

also I truthfully would have sex with her, just to see what it was like

 

[c-sharp minor]

I got a chubby.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Those look like tow chains holding the bottom together.