Is there a sleeping position that I don't know about?

[Smokescreen]

Guys! No shit! But I can't seem to find a position in order to sleep. I can't sleep on my sides because my shoulders fall asleep. And also my pecs start to fall asleep too! I can't sleep on my stomach or my back. These are just uncomfortable positions. My shoulders are just too fucking wide! What do I do to sleep?

 

[Ulter]

Get a hardside waterbed with a pillow top.

 

[supertech69]

sleep in the ole lazyboy

 

[thx9000]

Tempurpedic

 

[halfaclue]

I got a full wave water bed...less support so when you sleep on your side the arm just digs into the water bed and all your weight isn't on it and it doesn't fall asleep. I can't sleep well on anything but that for the same reasons...shoulders, arms and hands fallng asleep and me waking up in extreme pain....not a problem anymore.

 

[ceo]

you seriously cant sleep on your back? I lay on my back and I wont move all night if Im on a good bed. Maybe its time for a new bed? Or, throw one of those foam pad (egg crate lookin like) things on the mattress.

 

[gonelifting]

I went from firm to pillowtop and love it. If I sleep on my side, I need 2 pillows for my neck to shoulder length.

 

[Maetenloch]

You can buy memory foam a lot cheaper here. It's the same stuff as Tempurpedic, and it's made a huge difference in sleeping comfort for me.

 

[Alpha Male Baboon]

Try sleeping on top of a chest of drawers or a high cupboard.... you'l soon drop off

 

[pharmadan]

I once witnessed a guy fall asleep standing up. He fell down. So that's not it.

 

[adam wj]

sleepnumber bed with the giant pillowtop

its like sleeping on a cloud bro

 

[Tryn2]

This thread reminds me I need to go to my most comfortable bed and sleep.....

 

[Smokescreen]

I really appreciate the efforts to help me out. But the wife and I bought a...a...I don't even fucking know the brand or name. She bought it and it cost us a little over $3000. YES!!! It is like sleeping on cloud nine. Good bed! But somewhere in the middle of the night, I wake up with my whole upper body asleep or in pain. I just have to much muscle for my small bone structure. Damn!!! I guess this is the price I have to pay for being big. But damn! I want to sleep like a retard does! I would kill to sleep like a retard.

 

[ManOfArms]

you seriously cant sleep on your back? I lay on my back and I wont move all night if Im on a good bed. Maybe its time for a new bed? Or, throw one of those foam pad (egg crate lookin like) things on the mattress.

Maybe what you need is something like what the daredevile sleeps in. A chamber filled with water, you just float all night.

 

[Smokescreen]

Hmmmmm. True!!!