is it even worth getting a prom date?

[JDid23]

just wonderin... senior year for me this year and a bunch of my friends are getting a party bus and we're going to the shore that weekend. It's in early-mid june, but for some reason the girls are already planning the whole thing. Last year i ended up not going because my date fucked me over this year though since we're going to the shore and everything i was wondering whether or not it's worth having a date and being restricted to 1 chick, or instead just going solo and having the freedom to get with anyone.

 

[redshirt27se]

bring a date to your prom, or you are gonna look like a big loser.


and LOL at high school.

 

[chris302001]

I should have gone to smurf's prom

 

[iggy]

nah bro. rent american pie.
then sit with your friends and make some kind of pact.
pick a cool girl, take her to prom.
and fulfill the prophecy of becoming a man.

you are only in high school once in your one life bro.....

 

[shrimp poboy]

I went to prom On 4 hits ectacy with the biggest whore in high school the chicks Dad damn near had a heart attack when i picked her up so loaded my eyes were practically shut I had a damn good time though

 

[redshirt27se]

1) you got ditched last year

+

2) you are considering going alone

=

you are having a lot of trouble finding a date, and want a cop out excuse for going solo. 99% of the chicks will have dates, so you aren't going to "have the freedom to get with anyone."

 

[JDid23]

1) you got ditched last year

+

2) you are considering going alone

=

you are having a lot of trouble finding a date, and want a cop out excuse for going solo. 99% of the chicks will have dates, so you aren't going to "have the freedom to get with anyone."

lol.... 1. is correct, so is 2... but they don't = that.... the chick last year was from another school- fucking gorgoues.. longass story though so not gonna sit here and tell it. I can get a date, just not sure if it's worth getting one when i can have whoever i want anyways. I'll probably end up taking someone though, just wanted to see some other opinions.

 

[calveless wonder]

you're in HS?

wouldn't have guessed

 

[shrimp poboy]

Id still go to Prom if asked

 

[SpyWizard]

you know what i love about prom??? every year I get older, but the girls all stay the same age... good times

 

[shrimp poboy]

Put some Xanax in the punch bowl

 

[JDid23]

Id still go to Prom if asked

did i forget to mention that i am gay and it turns me on when a guy wears a sweater?

 

[shrimp poboy]

did i forget to mention that i am gay and it turns me on when a guy wears a sweater?

I wore a tux to my prom

 

[nangiggles]

dont go to prom, just stay in and order chicken and veggies from the chinese restaurant, expect spit on ur food though....

 

[chris302001]

dont go to prom, just stay in and order chicken and veggies from 75th's house, expect spit on ur food though....

fixed

 

[princesa]

Can I be your date?



I never went to my prom.


also, LOL @ jersey shore

 

[iggy]

don't make fun of where the poor kid lives p.

 

[ponyfitness]

At prom, it's not who you go with, it's who you leave with. Take a friend that you know wants to fool around so you have a backup in case the girl you really want to nail doesn't get drunk enough.

 

[SpyWizard]

craigslist.com or backpage.com escorts..

have her show up and do a blow and go...

there that wasn't "hard" was it??

 

[JDid23]

Can I be your date?



I never went to my prom.


also, LOL @ jersey shore

if you look like you do in your ava............. sure

iggy- lol i don't mind jersey.. having the jersey shore just adds on to its shityness though.

also a good point there pony! thx

 

[PhoenixS]

You could always take a girl friend. You will have a date, but not be restricted.

 

[SpyWizard]

take the fatty... then bait and switch while you are there, there will be a ton of girls that are pissed and or breaking up with boyfriends, so take your pick..

 

[the_clockwork]

dude i'll go with you.. I'm not above fucking high schoolers. they 18 right?

 

[CajunSaint]

i remember my prom... 2 yrs ago seems so long lol.

 

[nydj66]

did i forget to mention that i am gay and it turns me on when a guy wears a sweater?

Fuck that gave me a good laugh.

But Dude, the Prom is a memory you will have for life. If you can work that thing out with Princessa, go for it.

Otherwise, ask some heavy chick with big cans (one who will be grateful you even asked) then get drunk and go to town on those swollen mellons down on the shore.

Guaranteed good time.

 

[chris302001]

Fuck that gave me a good laugh.

But Dude, the Prom is a memory you will have for life. If you can work that thing out with Princessa, go for it.

Otherwise, ask some heavy chick with big cans (one who will be grateful you even asked) then get drunk and go to town on those swollen mellons down on the shore.

Guaranteed good time.

Lollolololol swollen melons!

 

[-SD-]

wear my Jacket and you will have your pick of any vag there

fuk im old.

 

[JDid23]

Fuck that gave me a good laugh.

But Dude, the Prom is a memory you will have for life. If you can work that thing out with Princessa, go for it.

Otherwise, ask some heavy chick with big cans (one who will be grateful you even asked) then get drunk and go to town on those swollen mellons down on the shore.

Guaranteed good time.

i'd rather beat off all weekend haha.

 

[nydj66]

i'd rather beat off all weekend haha.

When you're my age and you are beating off all weekend, you'll wish you had heeded my advice.

sigh!

 

[iggy]

pics of the so called date material

 

[-SD-]

When you're my age and you are beating off all weekend, you'll wish you had heeded my advice.

sigh!

joo got dat rite jabroni

 

[redshirt27se]

pics of the so called date material

panoramic cameras are expensive