Is farting FUN or what?

[BigBazooka]

Dear friends at Elite. Sorry if this topic grosses you. If it does - just press the back button, thanks.

So.. I fart a lot. And when I say "a lot", I mean constantly. A perfect control of spincher is something that has made my life complete. I can fart in time and I can even change the pitch of my fart while I'm at it. Simple melodies can be attained, if the conditions are just perfect.

How about you?

 

[MrMuscle]

is your woman rotten too?

 

[BigBazooka]

is your woman rotten too?

Not nearly as much as I am. But she sure does laugh when I fart "O fortuna" from Carl Orf's Carmina Burana

 

[Bigsatan13]

I'm known for my farting. I think alot of the complaints i get is jealousy.

 

[MrMuscle]

i really hate it when a finnish guy's english is better than mine

 

[havoc]

Farting is essential.

 

[gymrat]

farts wll always make me laugh. No matter how old i am.

 

[beastboy]

farts wll always make me laugh. No matter how old i am.

Or make you cry depending on what was eaten that day!

 

[Wynn]

Farting has so many uses too- from perking plants up to announcing to all present that you want to be alone.