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Classy Skank
Sorry if you've seen this joke before....
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling thru the sands, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object in the sand.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks like an old brief case. He opens it up and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie, She is wearing an IRS Service ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbok. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy." says the genie..."You know how it works. You have 3 wishes".
"I'm NOT falling for this", says the cowboy." I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie".
"What do you have to lose? You've got no water and no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyways".
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. " Ok. I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of water and food".
***Poof** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis.
" Ok , cowpoke, what's your second wish?".
" My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams".
***Poof****He finds himself surrounded by treasure chests.
"Ok , cowpuncher, you have one wish left. Better make it a good one".
After thinking for a few minutes, he says, " I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me".
****Poof*** He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling thru the sands, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object in the sand.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks like an old brief case. He opens it up and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie, She is wearing an IRS Service ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbok. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy." says the genie..."You know how it works. You have 3 wishes".
"I'm NOT falling for this", says the cowboy." I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor genie".
"What do you have to lose? You've got no water and no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyways".
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. " Ok. I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of water and food".
***Poof** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis.
" Ok , cowpoke, what's your second wish?".
" My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams".
***Poof****He finds himself surrounded by treasure chests.
"Ok , cowpuncher, you have one wish left. Better make it a good one".
After thinking for a few minutes, he says, " I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me".
****Poof*** He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
