Iolludium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator

[lil k]

i wish i had one of the god damn things to blow away all the fat and old people that are out x-mas shopping right now.....

grrrrrr.....i was in toys r us today and they are pretty packed with toys and such...anyway i am sitting in the isle looking at toys and i am all the way to one side and my cart is all the way pushed up against the side as well.... the next thing i know two count them two 300lb+ women start tromping throungh and they asked me to move???...i told them i was all the way over and they pushed through, slamming me all the way into the toys and shit!! they still could fit through the isle and i told them if they didnt back out i was going to kick the shit out of both of them (have to admit i lost my temper) finally they backed out a "tiny" bit to give me some space....they insisted that they were making the isles smaller and stuff and finally i just backed out and left....

as i left i told them i was a cpt and that i would be happy to arrange a "isle slimming" program for them so they dont have to crush people in the future...

damn!!!

 

[Bullit]

Iolludium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator

LMFAO.

 

[lil k]

these were some heft mammas, i think thats the only weapon out there that could have taken them down, lol

 

[prophet]

this thread is starting to look green for some reason

 

[Bullit]

this thread is starting to look green for some reason

It was.
Until you posted.
Now its looking gay.

 

[jordon]

i think thats the only weapon out there that could have taken them down, lol

Always looking for the magic pill. We all know the only way to loose weight is thru diet and exercise (or 5 minutes of rolling in the hay with kronkette)

 

[Bullit]

Always looking for the magic pill. We all know the only way to loose weight is thru diet and exercise (or 5 minutes of rolling in the hay with kronkette)

Another retarded kiss-ass. Just what EF needed, we were down to only 54 of them.

 

[gsxr1000]

I guess these were the kinds of women that start to sweat at the sight of those narrow revolving aperture doors they have in front of office buildings.........................I guess they'd have to make their way to the loading docks to enter.

 

[Ffactor]

Yet another reason to hate fat people! On a side note are there pictures of your boobs posted anywhere?

 

[vixenbabe]

You've NOT lived til you've been run over by one of those motorized carts, Kronette.

I got my toosties run over by a chubby woman last year. She kept going even after the thud. She did not even say sorry!

Bitch needed one of those beeping signals like they have on dump trucks. Matter of fact, her ass could have used this feature when she did not have wheels under her ...

 

[Ffactor]

Can you imagine one of them farting or taking a dump????

 

[lil k]

You've NOT lived til you've been run over by one of those motorized carts, Kronette.

I got my toosties run over by a chubby woman last year. She kept going even after the thud. She did not even say sorry!

Bitch needed one of those beeping signals like they have on dump trucks. Matter of fact, her ass could have used this feature when she did not have wheels under her ...

lmfao!!

 

[Bullit]

Can you imagine one of them farting or taking a dump????

No. Girls, no matter how huge, do not participate in either of these activities.

 

[lil k]

On a side note are there pictures of your boobs posted anywhere?

at one point i thought that everyone on elite had seen my boobies...and no...right now all my pics have been removed and it will stay that way with exception of my avatar...hehe

 

[Boss101]

Another retarded kiss-ass. Just what EF needed, we were down to only 54 of them.

LOL I agree with this.

Ummmmm Kronkette you're the best, there now we have 55 kiss-asses.

 

[vixenbabe]

I wanted to un-plug her battery..I could not hobble fast enough though.

My best friend stills pisses herself thinking about it!

Even funnier..I lost the toe nail on my right foot a few months after the "hit and run"...no kidding!!

Trust me..I see those carts in the stores now..I keep a safe distance!

 

[lil k]

I wanted to un-plug her battery..I could not hobble fast enough though.

My best friend stills pisses herself thinking about it!

Even funnier..I lost the toe nail on my right foot a few months after the "hit and run"...no kidding!!

Trust me..I see those carts in the stores now..I keep a safe distance!

omg...that is so funny! sad thing is that its true...kronk and i were x-mas shopping the other day and he went on a rant about fat people in those motorized carts...he is going to laugh till he pees when he reads this!!!!!