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Some chick messaged me because she saw my pic in my yahoo profile, we talked for maybe 5 min when she starts coming on to me hardcore. she lives like 15 min from me and wanted to hangout tonight and go shoot pool or see a movie, but made it obvious she had something else on her Mind by saying crap like she just shaved her whole body clean, and is nice and smooth and she is a very experianced girl for being 26 lol. I had other plans tonight that I didn’t want to brake because this chick wasn’t all that, she is a little homely looking, but I’m sure you all would hit it.
anyways, I tell her that I had plans, and she starts saying all kinds of crazy stuff, like she has a tong ring and knows how to use it. so I’m explaining to her that I made plans already and didn’t want to brake them( a date) and she pops up her webcam and starts flashing me her titties lmao…she’s a chub and her tarts are D's (what she said) but not that great. Anyways, just thought I should share this with my best friends in the whole internet

oh yeah, she flashed me with her 4 year old standing right behind her wtf??
 
MILF's need love too. Plump babes are good practice sex. You get to break out all those crazy moves you're not ready to debut on a top shelf chick just yet.
 
Dail Tone's right

what's your yahoo profile? I wanna see what a real man looks like.
 
damn nasty...
 
i (print screen) her boob shots lol she's on right now showing them off to me and some other dude she's talking to now lol
 
good way of looking at it i guess bor

Dial_tone said:
MILF's need love too. Plump babes are good practice sex. You get to break out all those crazy moves you're not ready to debut on a top shelf chick just yet.
 
Smurfy said:
disgusting

Yeah...

Well...unless it was YOU donig it to me:)

B True
 
number 1 rule when it comes to women... NEVER drop standards for an easy lay

sounds like a nasty disease storing tart...leave that shit alone

or if youre a real bastard go get a BJ making out as if its foreplay then boot her out of the car soon as its done

good thing EF members arent bastards hey :) that stuff isnt nice
 
big_bad_buff said:
...but I’m sure you all would hit it.

...oh yeah, she flashed me with her 4 year old standing right behind her wtf??

a) I'm curious, what would people NOT hit?

b) 4 year old? Yikes! Instant paternity suit!
 
Dial_tone said:
MILF's need love too. Plump babes are good practice sex. You get to break out all those crazy moves you're not ready to debut on a top shelf chick just yet.

Fuck bro, I think we were seperated at birth, we think way too much alike.
 
Tits are hangin a bit low, her waist isn't completely obnoxious and I ain't afraid of no ass. I'd hit it, preferably from behind so I don't have to tongue kiss her too much. Plus you can slap her ass really hard and watch her ass fat jiggle while you make her say stupid shit.
"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of MILFs, I will fear no ass, for Trojans are with me."
 
Dial_tone said:
Tits are hangin a bit low, her waist isn't completely obnoxious and I ain't afraid of no ass. I'd hit it, preferably from behind so I don't have to tongue kiss her too much. Plus you can slap her ass really hard and watch her ass fat jiggle while you make her say stupid shit.
"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of MILFs, I will fear no ass, for Trojans are with me."

LMAO
 
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