Internet Mash ups

[Cardinal Slin]

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How many of you do vals/xanax/coke/alcohol while surfing this board?

It's more than most people think, I can tell by the change in the way you type...

 

[chris302001]

wtf is this cussid nonsense? Oh, and I'm tweakin 24/7....

 

[chris302001]

I dont even sleep

 

[Cardinal Slin]

discuss
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what you tweakin on?

 

[chris302001]

discuss
cussdis

what you tweakin on?

I dry out High Fructose Corn Syrup, let it crystalize, bash it with a hammer and snort it!

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I dry out High Fructose Corn Syrup, let it crystalize, bash it with a hammer and snort it!

That would explain the big nostrils in your avi.

 

[chris302001]

That would explain the big nostrils in your avi.

and that crazy mofo look in my eyes..... I cant explain the purple collar tho.....

 

[Cal_21]

I hold in my pee in until I feel something burst. Those few moments right before I pass out are orgasmic.

 

[chris302001]

I hold in my pee in until I feel something burst. Those few moments right before I pass out are orgasmic.

Squeeze your weiner really hard when u cum so it retro ejac's into your bladder.......I hear it's heaven...

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I hold in my pee in until I feel something burst. Those few moments right before I pass out are orgasmic.

I do the same thing with a number two, it's a lot different waking up cause the smell of cack rather than urine... but i love that shit

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm on hydrocodone right now, first one I've popped in a month or so. I had to crank out 170 bootleg discs today, all the sitting at the computer tweaked my back.

 

[Cal_21]

Squeeze your weiner really hard when u cum so it retro ejac's into your bladder.......I hear it's heaven...

I did this once when i was 10-11, I didn't know how to jackoff properly (obviously). lol

Got a UTI/bladder infection...can't remember lol

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I'm on hydrocodone right now, first one I've popped in a month or so. I had to crank out 170 bootleg discs today, all the sitting at the computer tweaked my back.

Seriously, you're too cheap to be on anything other than glue and butane gas, I think you are hooked up to that 24/7. Your posts are amusing though, I must say.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I did this once when i was 10-11, I didn't know how to jackoff properly (obviously). lol

Got a UTI/bladder infection...can't remember lol

starting at the age of 10/11 is just wrong! I remember the first time I came at 14 I was shocked as a mofo, didn't know why when I was touchin myself I had a wee wee and it was white and shot out in bursts...

 

[Cal_21]

starting at the age of 10/11 is just wrong! I remember the first time I came at 14 I was shocked as a mofo, didn't know why when I was touchin myself I had a wee wee and it was white and shot out in bursts...

I'm a horny mf'er

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I'm a horny mf'er

mf'er = man female er? You're bi?

 

[Cal_21]

mf'er = man female er? You're bi?

I give you a B- for your transition into a proposition for the ghey sex. Unfortunately you're barking up a str8 tree my friend.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I give you a B- for your transition into a proposition for the ghey sex. Unfortunately you're barking up a str8 tree my friend.

Hmmmm, actually Scientifically, biologically and however else ally you want it, all trees are bent! Not a single tree in the world will ever be str8 but having said that, please can you go back to my need advice for a dinner night function post.

kthxbye

 

[Cal_21]

Hmmmm, actually Scientifically, biologically and however else ally you want it, all trees are bent! Not a single tree in the world will ever be str8 but having said that, please can you go back to my need advice for a dinner night function post.

kthxbye

Is this like the Dendrology version of that Ron White/Tater Salad joke about every man being a certain degree of gay?


Because it's kinda startin2work

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Is this like the Dendrology version of that Ron White/Tater Salad joke about every man being a certain degree of gay?


Because it's kinda startin2work

everyone only has a big of gay in them only if they are gay and have had the geigh 'in' them

please can you go back to my need advice for a dinner night function post.

kthxbye

 

[Cal_21]

everyone only has a big of gay in them only if they are gay and have had the geigh 'in' them

please can you go back to my need advice for a dinner night function post.

kthxbye

Was just there darlin'

Calm the fuck down Susan, beat your meat before you go, you're too jumpy.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

i'm doin that now

just downloaded some new material

 

[Cal_21]

i'm doin that now

just downloaded some new material

Bw1's photofuckit.com account right?

Good visuals.

 

[Cardinal Slin]

was too busy strikin at 100mph that i forgot to say thank you

thxkbye

 

[Cardinal Slin]

Bw1's photofuckit.com account right?

Good visuals.

Seriously, you got some issues my man crackin on about bw1!

I like the muscular type:

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/860/lady7qf.jpg

^ that's what got me off