Interesting Fact

[WarriorPL]

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.

 

[gymrat]

Since no one is going to reply.

Karma thread!!!!

 

[BowlingForSoup]

I actually have no response for that, aside from the fact that, that guy's a human weapon.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I just hope you didn't conduct a search for that fact.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I saw a horse at the track, shoot one out about 30 to 40 feet once! I see a new TV special from fox in the fall! "Man VS Beast: who can bust a nut the farthest!" Check your local listings for date and time! It might be worth watching if the "Fluffers" are hot and naked!

 

[Mad4Iron]

"You'll put your eye out with that kid".

Mad

 

[gymrat]

Who ever gets me over 3,000, well be my new best friend.

 

[WarriorPL]

Who ever gets me over 3,000, well be my new best friend.

How far are you to it?

I'm working on 2000 now, at 1745 now.

 

[gymrat]

6 away.

 

[WarriorPL]

Wow that's close. Then youll be only the second person thats non-plat or a mod to be beyond karma.

 

[gymrat]

Wow that's close. Then youll be only the second person thats non-plat or a mod to be beyond karma.

lol

 

[WarriorPL]

I'm expecting a megazap from you once you can again.

I'll do the same.

 

[gymrat]

I'm expecting a megazap from you once you can again.

I'll do the same.

agreed

 

[WarriorPL]

Did you get it yet?

 

[WarriorPL]

Hey i was totally wrong. You need 4000 to be beyond karma.

You'll have Incredibly Dense karma at 3000.

 

[gymrat]

Hey i was totally wrong. You need 4000 to be beyond karma.

You'll have Incredibly Dense karma at 3000.

ok...damn

So much whoring to do...so little time.

 

[WarriorPL]

There's plenty of time.

 

[gymrat]

There's plenty of time.

what are you up to tonight?

oh wait it's like 10 20...

 

[gmanlax7]

i supported your cause rat

 

[gymrat]

i supported your cause rat

oh sooo close.

1 point away.

 

[WarriorPL]

It's raining here. Ruined my damn plans.

 

[gymrat]

I had a workout this morning...that's pretty much the highlight of my day.

I'm cutting, so i'm not up for going out.

Wrestle Mania tomorrow. I'm not a huge wrestling fan by any stretch, but this is the big show. Should be good.

 

[BowlingForSoup]

LOL...I'm watching Wrestlemania tomorrow night too. My girlfriend wants to watch.

 

[gymrat]

LOL...I'm watching Wrestlemania tomorrow night too. My girlfriend wants to watch.

I'm sorry, but you are not my new best friend. Your karma is still grey.

I appreciate the thought though

 

[gymrat]

I more point...come one.

 

[BowlingForSoup]

I'm confused. My karma's grey? Sorry, I'm stupid. I'll admit to that.

 

[gymrat]

I'm confused. My karma's grey? Sorry, I'm stupid. I'll admit to that.

You need like 100 posts to hit for green bro.

Keep posting

 

[BowlingForSoup]

OH...that's what you meant. Okay, I am stupid. Sorry man! I figured a lovely shade of grey would do wonders for the green....uh....er sumthin'.

 

[AAP]

I'm in.

Like the longest unbroken measurable turd in the world is over 12 feet.

 

[sk*]

I want karma too.

-sk

 

[WarriorPL]

I'm in.

Like the longest unbroken measurable turd in the world is over 12 feet.

Was it yours?

 

[AAP]

Was it yours?

No. There is a thread on here that has all kind of these facts listed. Like the most voluminous amount of vomit ever spilled. The heaviest booger, the longest burp, the longest fart, etc..

What I could not figure out is how the hell could someone shit a turd 12 feet long and it not break. I mean, it would fill up a toilet bowl. He must have hung his ass over the side of a wall or something. And just how long did it take for him to shit a 12 feet turd? I can't imagine someone having 12 feet of shit in them.

 

[WarriorPL]

Well the intestines are more than 12 feet long... very possible.

 

[AAP]

He was literally... full of shit. He must not have gone for weeks. Imagine what his breath smelled like.

 

[HansNZ]

I'm expecting a megazap from you once you can again.

I'll do the same.

what this megazap thing you and gymrat are talking about???

 

[Optimus B]

gymrat - are u over 3k yet??? i hit you bro.

 

[gymrat]

gymrat - are u over 3k yet??? i hit you bro.

thanks bro you got fro like 10 points.

 

[gmanlax7]

moose sex only lasts 3.5 seconds

 

[AAP]

I am mega zapping everyone tomorrow when I recharge.

 

[Ceebs]

I got you too, gymrat.

 

[AAP]

get me ceebs, get me.

 

[gmanlax7]

i tapped everyone george would let me

 

[naturally anabolic]

i got a few people, and mega zapped ceebs i thing, let me know how much i hitcha with

 

[gmanlax7]

how do you mega zap? how much is it ?

 

[TerraNoble]

veni,vedi,vici!

 

[gymrat]

I got you too, gymrat.

thanks

 

[out_at_sea]

how do you mega zap? how much is it ?

keep tapping till you get the message"cant post twice"..

Try on me!!