Insult the person above you

[Scotsman]

^^jerks off into his protein shakes to conserve matter.

 

[tiger88]

^^jerks off into his protein shakes to conserve matter.

where a skirt

and has skinny legs

 

[Scotsman]

^^doesn't use understandable english.

 

[SoreArms]

^^ wears atkins panties

 

[Deterass]

^^^^^^^6His protein shakes consist of horse semen

 

[SoreArms]

^^ cooks chicken in an easy bake oven

 

[Becoming]

^^^is the little girl he borrowed the easy bake oven from...

 

[SoreArms]

^^ hides 20lb dumbells up his rectum, while doing squats, so nobody will be using them when he is ready for curls.

 

[The Shadow]

..couldnt find a decent flame with a compass, pick-axe, a flash-light, the North Star and an Indian guide leading him by the hand.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

^couldn't find his quads with the same equipment.