Inspector Gadget

[ziggyziggy]

At the age of 34, I can open a beer with any implemet mankind had ever created. I feel like a German college student. Speaking of which, I will be pimping in Heidelberg, Wiesbaden, Mainz and Köln in early 2006. Also on the agenda is Milan, Amsteraam, and a few small towns in Serbia.

Zig

 

[chefbone]

At the age of 34, I can open a beer with any implemet mankind had ever created. I feel like a German college student. Speaking of which, I will be pimping in Heidelberg, Wiesbaden, Mainz and Köln in early 2006. Also on the agenda is Milan, Amsteraam, and a few small towns in Serbia.

Zig

You're the man....I hope you're feelin' alright bro. Would you like to do an
E-Cheers with our beers?

 

[ziggyziggy]

Zig

 

[nycgirl]

Can I join you in the e-cheers? I'm having something different.

 

[ziggyziggy]

You are always welcome, nyc.

Zig

 

[chefbone]

Cheer good bors and borettes.....gulp....ahhhhhhhh

 

[nycgirl]

You are always welcome, nyc.

Zig

Thank you.

Cheers everyone!!

Oh, and if my spelling becomes "needto" like, will someone please let me know.

 

[ziggyziggy]

Yeah, 100 mg of demerol, 3 X per day, plus the beer I have had today, is taking its toll. I think it is time to hit the hay.

Zig

 

[chefbone]

Yeah, 100 mg of demerol, 3 X per day, plus the beer I have had today, is taking its toll. I think it is time to hit the hay.

Zig

You can't go to bed yet!!!!

 

[ziggyziggy]

OK, I'm not good for much conversation....... except for flirting, in-efectually, with the EF ladies.


Zig

 

[StickFigure]

At the age of 34, I can open a beer with any implemet mankind had ever created. I feel like a German college student. Speaking of which, I will be pimping in Heidelberg, Wiesbaden, Mainz and Köln in early 2006. Also on the agenda is Milan, Amsteraam, and a few small towns in Serbia.

Zig

But can you open the bottle with your eye socket??

 

[ziggyziggy]

I can with my teeth!

Zig

 

[StickFigure]

I can with my teeth!

Zig

pttthp! Childs play!

 

[ziggyziggy]

How about just the lower mandible?

Zig

 

[StickFigure]

How about just the lower mandible?

Zig

Pop the cap off with your lower teeth like you would off the edge of the counter and we'll talk.

 

[Scotsman]

I've opend non-twist top beers with

Wrenchs
Lighter
Rocks
Car Key
Screw driver
Counter top
Teeth
Bare hands
Watch band
TV Remote control
2x4
Nail/bolt
Car bumper
Sidewalk
Corkscrew
Shot glass
Tree branch
Steel toe shoe
Lamp
Desk drawer
etc.

Got tired of listing stuff so I stopped with these.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nycgirl]

^^
Wow, Scotsman, you must have really wanted that beer.

 

[Scotsman]

^^
Wow, Scotsman, you must have really wanted that beer.

Geologist tend to be wily and crafty people.

Cheers,
Scotsman