Injecting Urine to pass NCAA drug test. HELP PLEASE!

[canadianhitman]

You need to find a very sympathetic registered nurse willing to do it...they do most of the catherterizations in a hospital setting. Not sure what you'd have to pay to get one to breach her ethics and do it for you at home (and you'd have to order the catheter supplies to do it online and have them there at your place for her to do it). You'd need the supplies in duplicate: one to drain all the contaminated urine, and another to put in the clean urine (as the original catheter used to drain would have some traces of metabolites from the dirty urine).

 

[kx250rider]

I've never heard of "injecting urine"... Only thing I can think of, is to catheterize yourself and empty out your bladder, and just fill it with clean water. I wouldn't think it's sanitary or safe to instill somebody else' urine into your bladder. But if you're going to do that, take it to the next step and use a pregnant chick's urine.... You'll wind up on Jerry Springer, LOL. I would think that if you instilled clean water, there would be enough urine still in there, to make it "look" like you just drank a ton of water, but maybe not enough to have detectable amounts of AAS. Do it right though, or you could damage the urethra or cause yourself some pain! It's not a big deal to do it yourself if you read up on it, and know what to do. Ask anyone who has had a kidney stone or prostatitis .

Charles

 

[thelocal]

i say ur retarded really,if u knew u was gonna be tested u shouldnt have jucied

 

[thecompound]

i say ur retarded really,if u knew u was gonna be tested u shouldnt have jucied

^^Im gunna go with this.

 

[porky little keg]

I've never heard of "injecting urine"... Only thing I can think of, is to catheterize yourself and empty out your bladder, and just fill it with clean water. I wouldn't think it's sanitary or safe to instill somebody else' urine into your bladder. But if you're going to do that, take it to the next step and use a pregnant chick's urine.... You'll wind up on Jerry Springer, LOL. I would think that if you instilled clean water, there would be enough urine still in there, to make it "look" like you just drank a ton of water, but maybe not enough to have detectable amounts of AAS. Do it right though, or you could damage the urethra or cause yourself some pain! It's not a big deal to do it yourself if you read up on it, and know what to do. Ask anyone who has had a kidney stone or prostatitis .

Charles

THIS.....


if you try filling a needle with urine you'll deserve the hospital trip you'll get.

 

[twenty47]

why would you use deca.. doesnt make any sense when there are tons of other roids.

 

[LarryDavid]

Dude like you said its impossible to use a whizanator or any other piss device bc they literally stand shoulder to shoulder with you and stare directly at your junk. So dont even try it.

Are you certain it is a NCAA drug test and not just a test the trainers at your university having you take?

If its NCAA, its completely random. If you play football, there are about 100 guys on the team. They only test around 12-15 guys. You will not know when they are coming. The NCAA calls your coaches/trainers whoever and tell them they will be there tomorrow and give them a list of 12-15 players that will be tested. Your coach or trainer will let you know at some point during the day that you have a drug test the next morning at 6 am. NCAA tests for everything. They initially check your testosterone levels , if the ratio is too high they do further tests to find out exactly what you are on. There is no way to cheat this test and I highly advise you not pump someone else's urine into your body. Not worth it.

Now, if it is only a drug test the university is having you take then there is nothing to worry about. Again, its a "random" test except this time they are only testing for recreational drugs. Unless, you have made it obvious to everyone by gaining 30 lbs in a month and have god awful backne and you run your mouth in the locker room about what all your on, then theyre not going to test you for steroids.

Dude thats the risk you take when you know you could possibly be tested by the NCAA. Just take the test normal and hope for the best. If you get caught you lose one year of eligibility. I promise thats not as bad as some sick infection you could get from the urine injection idea.

By the way this thread was posted a while back i think. Were you ever tested? What were the results?

 

[the_alcatraz]

lol just lol

 

[bigstilly]

i am sure the guy didn't know that deca would stay in his system for this long or he wouldn't have done it. Give the guy a break, he is asking for advice, not to be called retarded or be put down. I am sure he would have asked his parents for advice if he wanted to be repremanded. I am sure all of you are perfect and never made a mistake. I don't agree with the exchange of urine though, sounds to risky for a drug test. I played ncaa basketball and if you do turn up positve, they used to give you 30 days and test again to make sure it wasn't a fluke. Especially if its just the trainer giving a test, its another story if its the actual ncaa is testing you.

 

[stability ball workouts]

i would go for the pouch