Incoherent babbling...

[Nathan]

...has got to be the best kind of babbling. I mean if you're babbling about something in particular, then whoever might happen to be listening will be all, "What the fuck is he babbling about?" It will inevitably occur to them that they don't care and they will continue ignoring you. All in all, people who babble with a purpose are asking for trouble. However, say you're just babbling about nothing in particular and in no particular order, periodically throwing in words like "shazam", "snuffelupagus", and "pudding". People will gather around and ask themselves what exactly it is you are going on about. Throw in some dramatic hand gestures and you're set. I would at this point like to point out the irony of my own post. Please notice that I have been babbling about something in particular, namely babbling about nothing in particular, and thus it should be at roughly this point that you, the reader, realize that you really don't care what it is I'm talking about. Having said that, SHAZAM! The damn snuffelupagus stole my pudding so I'm gonna shove a rod up his ass and listen to him complain cause I have nothing better to do with my damn time....SHAZAM! I wish I had some pudding right now cause I'd eat it up real good like until it was all gone then I'd eat some more cause it deserves to be eaten twice. I'd put it in every orifice of my body and then I'd totally eat me some coconuts....I like music but only the good kind, you know, the kind of music that I like...SHAZAM!

 

[HappyScrappy]

my bad, I thought this was a thread about Swolio.

 

[Nathan]

my bad, I thought this was a thread about Swolio.

It's quite alright. Are you almost ready for Valentine's Day?

 

[HappyScrappy]

It's quite alright. Are you almost ready for Valentine's Day?

If you mean January 9th, then yes. I'm gonna try to be a big pink bunny. If not, then I want to be a big cuddly puppy. Or a bear.

I figure I'll probably end up getting my ass kicked in one of the bars - it is just far too tempting when you are drunk and standing next to a cartoon animal not to kick its ass.

so that is why we will have a person with us on the camera.
the downside is that will probably be my gf and I could totally see her spacing out and forgetting to get some good pics of me getting my ass kicked by some drunken meathead.

if I'm lucky, someone will break their hand on my head and change their way of looking at things.

 

[Nathan]

If you mean January 9th, then yes. I'm gonna try to be a big pink bunny. If not, then I want to be a big cuddly puppy. Or a bear.

I figure I'll probably end up getting my ass kicked in one of the bars - it is just far too tempting when you are drunk and standing next to a cartoon animal not to kick its ass.

so that is why we will have a person with us on the camera.
the downside is that will probably be my gf and I could totally see her spacing out and forgetting to get some good pics of me getting my ass kicked by some drunken meathead.

if I'm lucky, someone will break their hand on my head and change their way of looking at things.

I say, well done, Holmes...well done indeed. I simply must get these spectacles repaired so that they no longer fall off when I whip my head around quickly in an attempt to get a good look at my own ass.

 

[Nathan]

So when I decided to go to the bank, I figured I might as well look for the red socks, instead, I found three multi-colored pencils. If it's such a crime to actually drink what you suposedly think is safe, then the possibility of three, maybe even 4 mice could give exact change. There is, however, much to be read in finding one's self-esteem through exact meaurement of green push pins and bottles of hydrogen peroxide. To look into the sky and wonder if Colgate has actually worked, you must decide wether a spoon is sufficient enough to catch fish in the Mississippi River. What lies ahead of most people's lifes, is the unauthorized searching of scanner boxes and toilet paper rolls. In conclusion, Nathan sucks. Thank you.

"Lifes" is not a word. Lives, on the other hand, is. Nice job retard.

 

[PoyeBoy]

You remember how last night I said I had a spaceship? Well I do, I bet you all thought I was lying, huh?

 

[Nathan]

You remember how last night I said I had a spaceship? Well I do, I bet you all thought I was lying, huh?

I totally believed you. i imagine it to be pink with dark blue racing stripes and yellow start all over the bottom half. Am I right?

 

[PoyeBoy]

your close, but actually its a purplish color, with ghost flames

 

[jesus 2]

nathan, i have the screwdriver you asked me to bring you!


j to da 2

 

[Nathan]

nathan, i have the screwdriver you asked me to bring you!


j to da 2

Excellent. Please put it in the pile with all the cupcakes. Also, do you have any smores? I'm hungry for some smores.

 

[jesus 2]

Excellent. Please put it in the pile with all the cupcakes. Also, do you have any smores? I'm hungry for some smores.

sorry, dude. no smores. i have a dollar though. you can make a 20 minute phone call with that!

j to da 2