in the bedroom

[Lao Tzu]

i haven't seen this movie. What is the plot twist everyone is bitching about but no one will post on the fucking internet? does it involve nathan, happyscrappy and a watermelon?

 

[havoc]

Its about dildos and HIV, so you and your "partner" will like it alot.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Its about dildos and HIV, so you and your "partner" will like it alot.

managed to lift your head out of a bong shaped like jimi hendrixes torso to post those words of humor did we? i bet you're proud as hell. Go back to bed, scooby doo doesn't come on until 10.


i'm looking it up on amazon.com. i guess the son got murdered by the older girlfriend.

 

[havoc]

Fagstrom, the only thing you are looking for is your uncle's Rolex that he lost up your ass in 1992. If you were really looking for a fight, you would try to steal the last Hungry Man Double Chicken Fried Steak dinner off your mother's TV tray. The only time you can hold your own is in an adult theater, pulsating your pecker to "Austin Powers in Shitmember" starring your favorite gay porn star, minimeat.
So the next time you are relaxing with a fruity parasol drink, and you pull off the little plastic sword and start waving it around dreaming of being a swashbuckling flamer, remember that you are the fruit, and the only thing you stab is a shit infested gerbil port, and that basically, you are a stupid multicolored Andy Warhol four frame rendition of a fucking used condom ya fogged up lensed faggot in a Turkish bath.
Stop dropping the soap and kicking it around humming "My baloney has a first name, it's O S C A R" bitch, because I'm not down with it and quite sick of looking at your labial ass flaps, good day loser.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Fagstrom, the only thing you are looking for is your uncle's Rolex that he lost up your ass in 1992. If you were really looking for a fight, you would try to steal the last Hungry Man Double Chicken Fried Steak dinner off your mother's TV tray. The only time you can hold your own is in an adult theater, pulsating your pecker to "Austin Powers in Shitmember" starring your favorite gay porn star, minimeat.
So the next time you are relaxing with a fruity parasol drink, and you pull off the little plastic sword and start waving it around dreaming of being a swashbuckling flamer, remember that you are the fruit, and the only thing you stab is a shit infested gerbil port, and that basically, you are a stupid multicolored Andy Warhol four frame rendition of a fucking used condom ya fogged up lensed faggot in a Turkish bath.
Stop dropping the soap and kicking it around humming "My baloney has a first name, it's O S C A R" bitch, because I'm not down with it and quite sick of looking at your labial ass flaps, good day loser.

ah havoc, you must be german, all form and no function. You hope your idiotic rambling will compensate for the fact that your attacks have as much of a kick to them as wine coolers. i don't know enough about you to pick out & assault your vulnerabilities, but that will change someday.

some of that was pretty good though.

 

[HappyScrappy]

that would be pretty cool to have a bong that was a life sized cast of someone.
actually, I would want it to be the frozen Han Solo from ... whichever Star Wars that was. But in addition to his pained expression and hands out form, I'd also want a buldging erection - and that would be the bong pipe.

I don't smoke up - but I think it would be funny to watch other people taking massive hits off of Harrison Ford's wang.

Also - I have no idea what movie this is you are talking about - but if you watch it and like it, tell me and I'll toss it into my netflix queueueueueue which looks like I'm not ever going to finish.

 

[the nature boy]

nordstrom you're killing me.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

that would be pretty cool to have a bong that was a life sized cast of someone.
actually, I would want it to be the frozen Han Solo from ... whichever Star Wars that was. But in addition to his pained expression and hands out form, I'd also want a buldging erection - and that would be the bong pipe.

I don't smoke up - but I think it would be funny to watch other people taking massive hits off of Harrison Ford's wang.

Also - I have no idea what movie this is you are talking about - but if you watch it and like it, tell me and I'll toss it into my netflix queueueueueue which looks like I'm not ever going to finish.

I had a jelly jar shaped like Hong Kong Phooey

 

[beastboy]

Nordstrom...what's up with the sig?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Nordstrom...what's up with the sig?

The same thing that's up with my avatar bumblenuts.

 

[beastboy]

And the location? You know HG Pennypacker is allot better looking then I am....and he is in the market for new "meat".

 

[TheProject]

The same thing that's up with my avatar bumblenuts.

The goatee does give him a "manly" look.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I can't see sigs, but if I click on profiles I can see avatars.

HGP's is funny.

also, I'm really tired. I wish I could sleep. I like sleep.

I wonder if I just drool a lot while I'm awake if that would make me feel more rested. I'll bet that is the secret to rest - it is all about the drooling.

 

[beastboy]

The same thing that's up with my avatar bumblenuts.

I'm not into your scat fetish.....that is poop on my chin, right?