In search of houseboy...

[velvett]

Busy career woman searching for houseboy with great ass to wash her car and do all her filing at work.

Sex optional.
Good food will be available.


Send photos and resumes and past references to me here!

 

[JohnnyO]

i have a nice ass.

 

[velvett]

i have a nice ass.

I cook well and have a nice car.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I will send you pics after I take them, I love your avatar

 

[vixenbabe]

Hey Vel..Could you send him my way after?I got windows that need cleaned here...

One more thing, I don't need any sex from the guy,but make damn sure he's really sexy so I can just look at him while he's washing all my windows..hehehe

 

[HamsterHider]

how do i apply. 25 year old male also trained in protective services so you get a bodyguard for free. mail me an application. would nude photos help influence your final candidate

 

[velvett]

One more thing, I don't need any sex from the guy,but make damn sure he's really sexy so I can just look at him while he's washing all my windows..hehehe

Will do.
I like to share.


ouuu windows.
I totally forgot about the windows.

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

Make the sex mandatory and we'll have a deal!

 

[YellowD]

It's all fun and games until you come home to an empty house and a drained bank account.

 

[vixenbabe]

Hey - You are a good woman...thanks!

Peace! Have fun with all the choices...

 

[-SD-]

Looks like Im freed up.
Damn, that was bad. But I have a sense of humor

 

[YellowD]

Looks like Im freed up.
Damn, that was bad. But I have a sense of humor

lol, yeah... from bad to worse... luckily it was funny though.

 

[Mdguy]

I can cook, clean, landscape, do small engine repair, paint, fix minor plumbing/electrical problems, pool maintenance, etc. I am well versed in the sciences (I guess I am considered an intellectual), good natured, easy to get along with, and decent to look at, I guess
Ass references available upon request

 

[velvett]

OUUUU

Offers are lookin' good.
Bodyguards, intellectuals, sub-contractors, and even a wacked sense of humor going on here.

But hey?

No pics????

Where's the love?
Where's the feeling?

Where's the naked bootie???


heh.


Yah, OK it's official - I have lost my mind.


poof.
gone.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I told you girl, you will have to wait until this weekend for them. I will send something good.

 

[MrMuscle]

im like a potato..i go with everything

 

[WODIN]

I'm not the house boy type

<----------- Velvette....if you ever need a guy to pick up your car or you for that matter let me know. Plus I can get into some of the most amazing positions since I'm also into yoga.

 

[Captain_insano]

Is that your tit?

I can cook, clean, and eat.

 

[Big Buck]

I will volunteer

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

I ONLY FUCK AND MAKE MONEY REAL GOOD. I NOT VERY TALENTED EXCEPT WITH MY HIPS AND MY TONGUE.
OH AND I AM A GREAT CHEF....

 

[bignate73]

house boy you need, house MAN you get.

i believe i filed my application a little while ago with you. thought i was under consideration pending my "background" check.

i cook, clean, wash, wipe, scrub, dust, answer phones, sign for packages, am handy with repairs, massage (internal and external ) and am a good conversationalist. i look good in an apron only and better without. will read to you while i feed you grapes. hot oil massage as well as "personal training".

 

[JohnnyO]

I understand Frackal has some naked booty pics, perhaps he'll share them with you??? I understand they were quite flat.

 

[velvett]

house boy you need, house MAN you get.

i believe i filed my application a little while ago with you. thought i was under consideration pending my "background" check.

Application reviewed!
Oh, but I had you filed under.

Man. <---- period.

But, bring the oil anyway.

 

[karson]

hey

velvette, is thought your pic on the left side of your posts?

 

[velvett]

Re: hey

velvette, is thought your pic on the left side of your posts?

Could you pick me out of a line up with that sort of information?

 

[Frackal]

I understand Frackal has some naked booty pics, perhaps he'll share them with you??? I understand they were quite flat.

I actually heard that his ass was quite impressive considering the time he spent rehabbing.

 

[supergirl]

i could use a good washing also... my car that is lol
great post velvette... but if ya get some good pics, ya better share with the rest of us girls

 

[brickshithouse4080]

who cares about windows?
I can swap flies off my forehead with my tongue. hint hint

 

[HeavyDutyGuy]

Ain't no BOY here...............

When you want a real man,. lets talk....

 

[Juice Moose]

Damn girl, if you supply the food, the sex, and the lumber, I'll build you a fuckin house.

 

[BigJay81]

I can help if you want to see pics I'll go for that

As long as you live somewhere around me.

KY,

 

[BigJay81]

You have mail, Please don't pass it around thanks
J

 

[May1010]

Velvet,



I would like to apply for the position. I think you and I could set up a nice house. I can't cook but I'm semi-neat. I always put the seat down and I can pleasure you in ways that only a gay man can.

Let me know if you're interested.

I've got references.

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I guess I have lost consideration for the job

 

[BigJay81]

I guess I have lost consideration for the job

As did I!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Step aside you bung holes and watch me get some while the rest of you stay home and spank the monkey.


So baby, do you like come here often? Uhhuha, Uhhuha. So you like, want to do it? Uhhuha, Uhhuhaaa. Come to FistfullofSteel.

 

[Kryp2o]

Hey brothas:

I forgot to tell you that in addition, you must lick her yeast, bacteria, and std infested pussy 5 times a day. Happy munching whipped foo's.

Man is #1.
Woman is #2.

Now who the hell is the toy?!

Take a guess . . . .

 

[thefantom1]

Velvett wanted me to tell you guys that her choice for houseboy has been made and that you should quit sending your pics....we have a winner folks!!! So when do I start???