In case I die.....

[KillahBee]

Just wanted to leave this e-trail of my death, in the case of said death. Posted a bunch of furniture and shit for sale on craigslist and I got about 8 responses within an hour. Several folks are coming by today. Have to assume at least one of them is a serial murderer / rapist.

So, if you don't hear from me in the next couple days, then assume I'm dead and raped. I bequeeeef my karma to Miss24k.

 

[Smurfy]

You WANT to get raped, dont you

 

[KillahBee]

I let a caramel stripper stick her finger in my bum while she blew me in vegas last week.

so, yeah.

 

[swole]

I let a barista poobah slut stick her finger in my bum while she blew me in vegas last week.

so, yeah.

fixed.

5x5 circular window.














































scrunchie.

 

[KillahBee]

fixed.

5x5 circular window.














































scrunchie.

 

[jnevin]

Crank some Britney Spears to scare off any crazies with an agenda.

 

[KillahBee]

Crank some Britney Spears to scare off any crazies with an agenda.

That attracts them, bro. Lest you've forgotten already that I was getting blown in the LGA parking lot whilst that dope ass Brit CD was rockin.

 

[jnevin]

That attracts them, bro. Lest you've forgotten already that I was getting blown in the LGA parking lot whilst that dope ass Brit CD was rockin.

Well at least hide the knives.

 

[stilleto]

 

[redsamurai]

I let a caramel stripper stick her finger in my bum while she blew me in vegas last week.

so, yeah.

God, don't you just love strippers? They're down for anything.

 

[Mr. dB]

...dope ass Brit CD was rockin.

I know all these words and yet this makes no sense to me.

 

[chris350]

lol i was selling shit on craigs list once...one item was a bookcase... well this lady calls and she will be by around 4 to pick it up and im like thats cool...i figure she will bring a truck or something...she brings a dodge neon and she wants to put a bookcase on top of it...lol so i tied this bookcase on top of this tiny car...it looked funny as hell...shit probably broke down around the block

 

[KillahBee]

Damn, just sold my couch and beach cruiser for exactly what i was asking. The chick was kinda cute, but sloppy. She was wearing way too much cheap perfume, which made my cock hard and my balls bunch up.

 

[calveless wonder]

was it the SD ledouche fragrance?


if so, puddles wants some

 

[pdaddyII]

I'm about to post up a windo AC unit on craigslist and I have to tell you, I am a bit nervous.

Shit's legit though huh

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm about to post up a windo AC unit on craigslist and I have to tell you, I am a bit nervous.

Shit's legit though huh

it's ok, once they see your vascular biceptz they'll bow down

 

[pdaddyII]

it's ok, once they see your vascular biceptz they'll bow down

I'll pump out a good 40 pushups when I see the car pull up, answer the door with my wifebeater half ripped open, then jack the price up...fuck this is goig to be awesome.

 

[KillahBee]

I'll pump out a good 40 pushups when I see the car pull up, answer the door with my wifebeater half ripped open, then jack the price up...fuck this is goig to be awesome.

yes, this is the approach I suggest. if the negotiations get difficult, just take out a razor blade and cut one of your bulging veins, when they see nothing but dbol and fear trickle out, you'll have the upper hand.

 

[pdaddyII]

yes, this is the approach I suggest. if the negotiations get difficult, just take out a razor blade and cut one of your bulging veins, when they see how you will pour your fury upon them for the blood that they had forced you to shed, you'll have the upper hand.

+1

You want an air conditioner brah?

 

[lartinos]

I let a caramel stripper stick her finger in my bum while she blew me in vegas last week.

so, yeah.

Damn Sun