Healother - how club girls are all bitches.
Heather Rae - how her child only wears wingtips and nothing else, and how he befriends feral alley cats.
JH1 - How much he still loves me. x 10
HumanTarget - how he got shot. Again. And again. And again. And again. Now is being held by the U.S. gov't in an attempt to study and learn how to make an indestructible soldier.
Woomtoom - how he finally killed everyone in Canada. Like, all 23.