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> Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA
> intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for
> that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be
> bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
> that organized groups of alligators are planning to
> rise up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and
> bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
>
> I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
> information from a reliable source. It came from a
> friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
> whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this
> lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who
> knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
> mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer
> sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in
> the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
> talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to
> the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it
> must be true.
> intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for
> that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be
> bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
> that organized groups of alligators are planning to
> rise up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and
> bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
>
> I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this
> information from a reliable source. It came from a
> friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl
> whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this
> lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who
> knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a
> mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer
> sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in
> the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys
> talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to
> the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it
> must be true.
