Important lesson I learned.RANT

[HS Lifter]

Don't ever give your bro's advice/get in the middle when he is "fighting" with his SO.

The following will happen:

Your friend won't even bother to take your advice and will tell his g/f that you put "bad" thoughts in his mind, and it is all your fault(using you as a scapegoat). Which in turn, makes the crazy bitch(his g/f) hate you and she could possibly fuck with you by keying your car, slandering you, bad rumors(typicaly crazy bitch shit). NOT WORTH IT.

Also, why do stupid crazy bitches like to be fucking IMPOSTERS?

One of my friend's g/f used his cell phone to text me(actling like it was him) and proceeded to start some serious drama. Saying shit like "I dont appreciate you being mean to my g/f, you are not my friend anymore, etc). Causing major problems with me and said "friend".

Then another one of my friends g/f decided to IM me and start shit(Once again, acting like it was him).

Fucking A, I'm single and I still have to put up with the crazy, psycho bitch syndrome.

Even though it is proven that these bitches are crazy, my Sopping Wet Vagina friends still stay with them.

I have had enough of this shit. lol

 

[jackangel]

drop your friends
kill the bitches
make some pancakes

 

[HS Lifter]

drop your friends
kill the bitches
make some pancakes

I grew up with these friends. It's hard to just say goodbye. Even though i think they are fucking pathetic.

Murder is against the law.

Pancakes have too many carbs.

 

[HS Lifter]

Anybody have anything else to share? Now Im worried some crazy chick will key my car. lol.

 

[Lestat]

why do your friend's girlfriends find you threatening?

 

[HS Lifter]

why do your friend's girlfriends find you threatening?

Because I am VERY convincing, persuasive and see through all there little games and promptly let "said friend" know about it before it happens.

 

[BileStew]

Anybody have anything else to share?

No, but I am jonesing for some pancakes now.

Key hers first.