Imagine...

[Bigsatan13]

1 nut on each leg? 1 hand on each leg? Left hand on right leg? Right hand on left leg? 2 nuts on 1 leg? 2 hands on 1 leg? I need more info before I answer.

 

[68GT350]

I'd reflect on why the fuck I superglued my hands to a very sensative area like my boys and thighs.

 

[WODIN]

I would use my nose to dial 911. The ER would be talking about me for years to come. I would then move to Alaska and marry a fat Alout fishing chick with one tooth just to get my mind off of the ordeal.