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I'm working the night shift at a convenience store soon

Nathan

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I'm looking forward to all the inevitable rapings I'll get. I hope I get shot as well. Preferably in the face. Don't worry though, they sell protein bars so I've already ruled out catabolism as a potential problem.
 
Nathan said:
I'm looking forward to all the inevitable rapings I'll get. I hope I get shot as well. Preferably in the face. Don't worry though, they sell protein bars so I've already ruled out catabolism as a potential problem.

You can watch t.v., read books, masturbate. Ideal job. The mornings will be a bitch having to deal with all the people going to work. You will surely catch some shit from some assholes.
 
Thank you.

Come again.
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Re: Re: I'm working the night shift at a convenience store soon

biteme said:


You can watch t.v., read books, masturbate. Ideal job. The mornings will be a bitch having to deal with all the people going to work. You will surely catch some shit from some assholes.

I thought all shit came from assholes? That's pretty much as clever as I get these days folks.
 
I take back what I said about your life being perfect, your a loser.
 
Have you ever thought about working a night security job in a plush environment? Low stress, lots of reading time. I learned a hell of a lot when I worked weekends and could read most of my shift.
 
I'm getting the disinct impression you guys don't have much respect for me. That's fine, I still KNOW I'm WAY better than all of you. The point is that I have to pay off some student loans hopefully before I go to grad school or whatever. Fuck it, I don't care what you guys think about me. Not one bit. Not at all in fact. Maybe I'll be a doctor one day. You don't know. You don't even know me.
 
I worked at a convenience store part-time back in high school...the comment about reading magazines, watching TV, and catching shit from assholes was right on the money. There are better ways to pay off the loans...just about anything is better than min wage at Becker's or Mac's or Wink's or whatever Canadian franchise you're at.
 
Say hi to Apu for me. Do they at least have porn you can steal, or beef jerky maybe. Those things are high in protein.
 
Nathan said:
I'm getting the disinct impression you guys don't have much respect for me. That's fine, I still KNOW I'm WAY better than all of you. The point is that I have to pay off some student loans hopefully before I go to grad school or whatever. Fuck it, I don't care what you guys think about me. Not one bit. Not at all in fact. Maybe I'll be a doctor one day. You don't know. You don't even know me.


wheeze the juice...
 
i did the night shift at a gas-station one time. sucked big fat donkey-balls. will never do that again. I had to do all the cleaning when business was slow. If I never scrub another toilet it will be too soon. was always tired too, could never adapt to those late hours. my lifting suffered tremendously during that period
 
Fuck that man! Find something else. Do the security thing like Biteme said. Why the fuck you would even consider that job is beyond me.
 
Become a hotel night auditor

I get paid $15 an hour, only do around three hours of actual work and the rest of the time I get paid watch TV or sleep
 
You could always have a friend or relative "rob" the place...make sure you get the cash & tobacco (selling Marlboros, etc. for $2-3 a pack will net you some quick cash)

Free food, magazines, mackin on hos...And if the job gets boring... just come in stoned on some of nature's best.

Prime time gig Nate dizzle
 
Nathan said:
I'm getting the disinct impression you guys don't have much respect for me. That's fine, I still KNOW I'm WAY better than all of you. The point is that I have to pay off some student loans hopefully before I go to grad school or whatever. Fuck it, I don't care what you guys think about me. Not one bit. Not at all in fact. Maybe I'll be a doctor one day. You don't know. You don't even know me.

why don't you get a job in something related to your feild? it'll look good on a resume, help you get into grad school, and probably pay better than a fuckin convenience store job. come on broli.
 
Thanks for all the advice from each and every one of you magnificent winners. Anyways, the hours won't be much different than they are now. I go to bed around 6am nowadays since I was bouncing 4 nights a week until 3am. The bar dropped two nights and it's now only two nights a week. Hence, I had might as well get something that will mesh with my current employment. As for jobs in my field, that's all I've been doing the past four years. I've published papers and everything so I know what it's like and am not at all enthused to do it again.
 
Nathan said:
Thanks for all the advice from each and every one of you magnificent winners. Anyways, the hours won't be much different than they are now. I go to bed around 6am nowadays since I was bouncing 4 nights a week until 3am. The bar dropped two nights and it's now only two nights a week. Hence, I had might as well get something that will mesh with my current employment. As for jobs in my field, that's all I've been doing the past four years. I've published papers and everything so I know what it's like and am not at all enthused to do it again.

SHUT UP!
 
HighIntensity said:

No, smart guy, I'm not. Have you picked up the new A Perfect Circle album? Don't even say you don't like it. Granted, I just assumed that you did, but nevertheless.
 
Nathan said:


No, smart guy, I'm not. Have you picked up the new A Perfect Circle album? Don't even say you don't like it. Granted, I just assumed that you did, but nevertheless.

I have it and am currently listening to it. How do you like them apples there, sparklepuss?
 
i worked nightshift in a convenience store last year. i was the baker, i made the doughnuts. Of course this was in a small town (about 1000 people) but during night shift there were maybe 40 people (usually 10-15 groups of 2-3 at a time) came in an hour. I'd say i spent 1/2 my time reading magazines & studying, so did the cashier. And cops hung around alot too i guess they knew nighttime convenience store workers were at high risk of being assaulted/robbed so they went where the action (and doughnuts) were.

Like biteme says, at around 5am people start coming in and the customer rate goes up to 300 or so an hour.
 
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