Im staying in tonight !

[tinytank]

i was at the gym mon tues weds thurs and was really really really working out like a bitch, and now im just 2 tired and sore to go out tonight.

 

[jdevlin1985]

i am too dude. Sisters friends are coming over. All dumb as shite with custard, but still good to look at.

 

[feisty11975]

Me too...We can all have an e-date!!

 

[tinytank]

Me too...We can all have an e-date!!

im in to much pain .my Legs chest back, and tri's are killing me.

 

[tinytank]

i am too dude. Sisters friends are coming over. All dumb as shite with custard, but still good to look at.

u have a sister ?? how old ?

 

[jdevlin1985]

Me too...We can all have an e-date!!

 

[jdevlin1985]

u have a sister ?? how old ?

i have 2. 22 and 26. Both liabilities with far too much time on their hands

 

[tinytank]

i have 2. 22 and 26. Both liabilities with far too much time on their hands

mmm... 22 huh ? she hot ? got a B/F ??

 

[jdevlin1985]

mmm... 22 huh ? she hot ? got a B/F ??

Is she hot!!! LMFAO!!!

 

[tinytank]

Is she hot!!! LMFAO!!!

mm, ok is she good looking ? and the B/F question plz

 

[jdevlin1985]

mm, ok is she good looking ? and the B/F question plz

We are very similar looking i've been told, so yes, very good looking.

And no, no boyfriend

 

[Frisky]

im staying in too!

 

[tinytank]

im staying in too!

yeay,,, we can all play monopoly !

 

[tinytank]

We are very similar looking i've been told, so yes, very good looking.

And no, no boyfriend

ok im kinda put right off there, with the looking like u part. dang i was getting my hopes up. ok, so do u look like a girl , or does she look like a guy ?

 

[Frisky]

yeay,,, we can all play monopoly !

i think we should play bibleopoly

 

[theoak01]

im going out,work fucked me again,and I dont think I got the job today,so Im pissy today

but smiling

 

[jdevlin1985]

ok im kinda put right off there, with the looking like u part. dang i was getting my hopes up. ok, so do u look like a girl , or does she look like a guy ?

LMFAFFFFAFFFAOOOO!!!!

 

[tinytank]

i think we should play bibleopoly

thats a weird way of saying u want to get dirty with me ? but i supose you wemon like the younger fitter, men huh ?

 

[Frisky]

thats a weird way of saying u want to get dirty with me ? but i supose you wemon like the younger fitter, men huh ?

 

[tinytank]

mmm, i wonder, will TT man handle frisky. or would frisky shut the door and turn into some sorta devil woman and scare the shit outta TT ?ive never been domenated before

 

[theoak01]

Tiny is so PIMP

 

[jdevlin1985]

mmm, i wonder, will TT man handle frisky. or would frisky shut the door and turn into some sorta devil woman and scare the shit outta TT ?ive never been domenated before

Oh jasus! if only i had more room in my sig. You come out with some funny shit

 

[tinytank]

Tiny is so PIMP

lol better belive it. what happend to ur crowns ?? i better help a good brother out.

 

[theoak01]

I start bombing people,and gave plat to a good bro,so I used up alot of k

 

[p0ink]

another routine weekend?

 

[Frisky]

mmm, i wonder, will TT man handle frisky. or would frisky shut the door and turn into some sorta devil woman and scare the shit outta TT ?ive never been domenated before

Its like the hotel california sweetie...

On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
Relax said the nightman
We are programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

 

[theoak01]

shit bro she used a hotel california reference,your in the shit now bro,we wont see you for a month

 

[feisty11975]

im going out,work fucked me again,and I dont think I got the job today,so Im pissy today

but smiling

Yay...you are learning hun...Keep up the good work and keep on smiling!

 

[tinytank]

shit bro she used a hotel california reference,your in the shit now bro,we wont see you for a month

gulp .. a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do..... i guess.. be gental frisky

 

[p0ink]

tinytank, how far are you from edinburgh?

 

[tinytank]

tinytank, how far are you from edinburgh?

about 40 miles away how ?

 

[p0ink]

my grandparents are from there.

what are scottish chicks like? whores like american ones?

 

[Frisky]

gulp .. a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do..... i guess.. be gental frisky

Take one for the team hun

 

[tinytank]

my grandparents are from there.

what are scottish chicks like? whores like american ones?

depends never slept with anyone from edinburgh... but in st andrews its cool all these students like 21-22-23 ish all posh and really horny .have there own flat ect ect

 

[p0ink]

i heard european chicks slime their pants when the american boys are in town.

 

[jdevlin1985]

my grandparents are from there.

what are scottish chicks like? whores like american ones?

ugly and demoralising. absolutely fucking pugly dude

 

[p0ink]

ugly and demoralising. fucking pugly dude

hah! what makes you say that?

tinytank, do you eat all sort of european goodies like brain and kidney pie, sheep bladder sandwhiches, intestine pudding, eyeball soup, etc?

sorry, but you people eat some nasty shit.

 

[jdevlin1985]

hah! what makes you say that?

tinytank, do you eat all sort of european goodies like brain and kidney pie, sheep bladder sandwhiches, intestine pudding, eyeball soup, etc?

sorry, but you people eat some nasty shit.

the majority equate to black NHS framed glasses and pimples the size of mountzilla's peak. Like i said though, only the 'majority'.

 

[tinytank]

Take one for the team hun

take what ???

 

[Frisky]

take what ???

what ever I dish out dammit!

 

[theoak01]

what ever I dish out dammit!

use the frisk fist... just spit on it

 

[Frisky]

use the frisk fist... just spit on it

thats how i handle my business, a little hock goes a long way if its slimy enough

 

[theoak01]

thats how i handle my business, a little hock goes a long way if its slimy enough

a true master

 

[tinytank]

a true master

im glad im drunk now