I'm smoking pot now

[sk*]

The thought of someone high eating a jar of peanut butter is pretty funny, sort of like when I give it to my dog and he spends a long time trying to lick it off the roof of his mouth

Shit, I eat it even if I am not high, but now it tastes good.

-sk

 

[Dooley]

sk.. 2 yummies involving PB. Take a spoonfull of PB and put nestle chocolate chips in/on it... devour. Also.. oreos dipped in PB is almost fucking orgasmic while baked. I hope you're writing this down because it's valuable informatiion passed down to me from an old wise man.

 

[sk*]

Thinking about going to get some chinese.

Is it illegal to drive under the influence of marijuana? LMAO!

-sk

 

[overhead]

I bet it does, wish I could still smoke, stupid job. But all is not lost, I can still drink Guinness. I wonder if I can find a chick that will let me spread some natty peanut butter on her breasts.....

 

[sk*]

sk.. 2 yummies involving PB. Take a spoonfull of PB and put nestle chocolate chips in/on it... devour. Also.. oreos dipped in PB is almost fucking orgasmic while baked. I hope you're writing this down because it's valuable informatiion passed down to me from an old wise man.

Dude, that would be nice, but I have three things left in my room that are remotely consumable:

1. half a jar of peanut butter
2. second jar of 1/4 peanut butter left (spoon was too small so I didn't finish it)
3. half gallon of milk (expired nov 5)

Maybe I can mix all this up with some whey (oh yea, I forgot whey) and chug it down?

-sk

 

[overhead]

Thinking about going to get some chinese.

Is it illegal to drive under the influence of marijuana? LMAO!

-sk

If you are anything like I am when i am high you will not have to worry about getting a speeding ticket. I got pulled over high in DC for going 15mph in a 45mph zone, I thought I was flying.

 

[Dooley]

Considering the circumstances.... order-in chinese. Instant food at your door.

 

[sk*]

Considering the circumstances.... order-in chinese. Instant food at your door.

I don't like to tip.

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Yea, I drove high once and I was too paranoid ... kept looking back to see if there were caps.

Off to get some chinese.

-sk

 

[sk*]

The fortune cookie said:

"You are talented in many ways"

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This above statement is very true.

-sk

 

[calveless wonder]

weed is wonderful..however i don't recommend going to class high anymore. i smoked before my sociology class today and ended up calling my whole class retarded....

because they are