I'm sitting here at this computer gamming place

[chesty]

and they are having a birthday party for a little kid. All the moms are just fugly! What happened to all the milfs?

 

[deltreefitness]

Where the hell are you? Chuck E Cheese?

 

[chesty]

this place in Arizona across from my housing community. For an upscale place I wouldn't classify these chicks as part of the human race

 

[hamstershaver]

lmao chuck e cheese, btw beer goggles do wonders

 

[chesty]

these would be Everclear goggles

 

[Razorguns]

look at the bright side. the bigger the thighs -- the easier they are.

 

[string_bean00]

Start macking on the moms, man. You know they put out.

 

[chesty]

I would rather pound it with a meat tenderizer. and one of them walks up and gives me her phone number...GAG!

 

[hamstershaver]

I would rather pound it with a meat tenderizer. and one of them walks up and gives me her phone number...GAG!

you got a plumpers number???

 

[gymrat]

what the hell is a housing community, a fancy word for "apratment building" lol?

 

[chesty]

Master planned community by Del Web. She wasn't a plumper, she was just fugly

 

[sixxtoes]

just say "hey want another" works everytime

 

[SoreArms]

all the milfs are at Trader Joes during the day. WHen i call in sick fro mwork and go there during the day, milfs galore!

on a side note, a lady who lives in my building, an older stripper (but she really shouldn't be) came to my door and started trying to make small talk with me. You can see my bar from the window so she was like "oh, I see you got Remmy Maritn, thats my drink blah blah blah.......Do yo have this and that we could make some drink blah blah blah".. I was like, "oh I'm feeling a bit sick, I think I'm going to go to sleep soon". I'm afraid that she's going to catch me drunk enough one of these days.

 

[sixxtoes]

ya old strippers. MMM GOOD

 

[chesty]

that is just wrong...

don't get me wrong, she was nice and all, just hey i'm looking for someone like i just met.

On a side note I found out that all the "divorcees" hang out at this computer place cause it is open till midnite with a lock down so the kids can't leave, cheapest daycare around. Go figure...