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I'm Sick

of money grubbing whores?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
So for one week everyone has to be nice to me :(

Get better soon bro...
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Where did you get this mean streak?

I think it comes from that extra X chromosome they have.
 
puddles i am praying for you.

i am praying:

"dear lord, help this man who lays with other men
and the beast of the field. help him to stop
hanging out at rest stops and truck stop parking
lots. dear god have mercy on this poor homosexual
bastard. kill him and save him and others from
the pain of his miserable and worthless existence"


hope that helps :)
 
Monkeypox?

The symptoms of a sick animal include: listlessness, ocular and nasal discharges, cough, hair loss sometimes accompanied by scabs, and pneumonia. Look for nodules similar to mosquito bites and inflammation of the lymph glands.
 
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layinback said:
puddles i am praying for you.

i am praying:

"dear lord, help this man who lays with other men
and the beast of the field. help him to stop
hanging out at rest stops and truck stop parking
lots. dear god have mercy on this poor homosexual
bastard. kill him and save him and others from
the pain of his miserable and worthless existence"


hope that helps :)
ur so bad!
 
layinback said:
puddles i am praying for you.

i am praying:

"dear lord, help this man who lays with other men
and the beast of the field. help him to stop
hanging out at rest stops and truck stop parking
lots. dear god have mercy on this poor homosexual
bastard. kill him and save him and others from
the pain of his miserable and worthless existence"


hope that helps :)

bwahahahahaha, very creative...

Get well MONKEY!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Where did you get this mean streak?

lol I had to give you some shit. You have not called me alter in awhile so I guess I will give you get well wishes! :) What is wrong with you anyway? Cold? Flu?
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol I had to give you some shit. You have not called me alter in awhile so I guess I will give you get well wishes! :)


You're right, I haven't. But don't think its because I'm being nice. I just flat out forgot! Us men have crappy memories, thanks for the reminder!!!

ALTER!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
You're right, I haven't. But don't think its because I'm being nice. I just flat out forgot! Us men have crappy memories, thanks for the reminder!!!

ALTER!

Fine I hope you are sick for TWO weeks then! :chomp:
 
silverstar1025 said:
Don't get all emotional because you are sick. I was just playing. I only want you to stay sick for 12 days :rolleyes:


I'm emotionally unavailable to comment on your comment.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Yeah I hope it is too. I know how you like to bareback preggos. :worried:


One preggo! One! Not plural! And I've known her for years. If anything she should be worried about where I've been :evil:
 
Nah they check for HIV when pregnant so you should be ok, BUT you know girls be scandalous and shit they could have it and not tell you. lol
 
silverstar1025 said:
Yeah I hope it is too. I know how you like to bareback preggos. :worried:

The fact that you throw words like bareback around makes me think you spend too much time on craigslist.


So... you got rates? F/S? ATM?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I don't really hide it much, unless one of the women come over.

Do you have it mounted on your tv right now or what?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
No, worse :( I can barely see the screen my eye is watering so much.
wuss.

what are you taking and what are your symptoms? Im going to go ahead and cure you right over the internet because I like you so much
 
Smurfy said:
wuss.

what are you taking and what are your symptoms? Im going to go ahead and cure you right over the internet because I like you so much


I'm not taking anything. I had taco bell last night thinking that would make me feel better. It didn't. I have watery eyes, clogged sinuses, and although its only 60 degrees in the house I am wicked hot all night. I almost opened a window last night, it was snowing outside so I didn't.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I'm not taking anything. I had taco bell last night thinking that would make me feel better. It didn't. I have watery eyes, clogged sinuses, and although its only 60 degrees in the house I am wicked hot all night. I almost opened a window last night, it was snowing outside so I didn't.
so you need an antihistamine for your watery eyes (generic claritin for daytime - loratidine and benadryl or something similar at night)
you need a decongestant for your stuffed up nose - psuedoephedrine
a decongestant for your lungs - mucinex (guafenisin)
you need an NSAID for pain and to reduce swelling & fever (inbuprofen)
you may also need a cough suppressant for night time (dextromathrophan) but during the day its not a bad idea to cough up whatever you can and spit it out (dont swallow even though I know you want to)
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Oh, and my throat hurts and it sounds like I'm hacking up a lung.
I'm telling you...it's Monkeypox...
"The symptoms of a sick animal include: listlessness, ocular and nasal discharges, cough, hair loss sometimes accompanied by scabs, and pneumonia. Look for nodules similar to mosquito bites and inflammation of the lymph glands."
 
Smurfy said:
so you need an antihistamine for your watery eyes (generic claritin for daytime - loratidine and benadryl or something similar at night)
you need a decongestant for your stuffed up nose - psuedoephedrine
a decongestant for your lungs - mucinex (guafenisin)
you need an NSAID for pain and to reduce swelling & fever (inbuprofen)
you may also need a cough suppressant for night time (dextromathrophan) but during the day its not a bad idea to cough up whatever you can and spit it out (dont swallow even though I know you want to)


I have the profen stuff!!! I'll have to go shopping for some other things unless I can just pop some vicodins. I'm not suppose to swallow the snot? I've already swallowed about a gallon of it, I hate blowing my nose.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I have the profen stuff!!! I'll have to go shopping for some other things unless I can just pop some vicodins. I'm not suppose to swallow the snot? I've already swallowed about a gallon of it, I hate blowing my nose.

another confirmation of the semen :p
 
Smurfy said:
hey jerky are you better yet?


I can't get anything for a few more hours. My ass went to work today. I'd have to be on my death bed to miss work, I'm weird like that. They tried to get me to go home and I told them to stfu :evil: They just want unsupervised playtime.
 
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