So for one week everyone has to be nice to me 
all the whey said:of money grubbing whores?
PuddleMonkey said:So for one week everyone has to be nice to me![]()
vixensghost said:Toxic shock syndrome?
MightyMouse69 said:oh man, that is a good flame!!! lol - is PM a chick?
vixensghost said:I bet it bleeds monthly. Gotta- cuz he sure does piss and moan a lot.![]()
OK, I will. I'm writing it on the calendar though...on April 3rd there's gonna be heck to payPuddleMonkey said:So for one week everyone has to be nice to me![]()

PuddleMonkey said:Where did you get this mean streak?
all the whey said:I think it comes from that extra X chromosome they have.
curvymommy said:
cindylou said:anything i can do to make u feel better?![]()

F'realio!!!!!!!!!!!the_alcatraz said:
ur so bad!layinback said:puddles i am praying for you.
i am praying:
"dear lord, help this man who lays with other men
and the beast of the field. help him to stop
hanging out at rest stops and truck stop parking
lots. dear god have mercy on this poor homosexual
bastard. kill him and save him and others from
the pain of his miserable and worthless existence"
hope that helps![]()
layinback said:puddles i am praying for you.
i am praying:
"dear lord, help this man who lays with other men
and the beast of the field. help him to stop
hanging out at rest stops and truck stop parking
lots. dear god have mercy on this poor homosexual
bastard. kill him and save him and others from
the pain of his miserable and worthless existence"
hope that helps![]()
PuddleMonkey said:Where did you get this mean streak?
silverstar1025 said:lol I had to give you some shit. You have not called me alter in awhile so I guess I will give you get well wishes!![]()
PuddleMonkey said:You're right, I haven't. But don't think its because I'm being nice. I just flat out forgot! Us men have crappy memories, thanks for the reminder!!!
ALTER!

PuddleMonkey said:
silverstar1025 said:Don't get all emotional because you are sick. I was just playing. I only want you to stay sick for 12 days![]()
PuddleMonkey said:I'm emotionally unavailable to comment on your comment.
silverstar1025 said:lol do you have HIV or what?
PuddleMonkey said:It better be just a cold.

silverstar1025 said:Yeah I hope it is too. I know how you like to bareback preggos.![]()
silverstar1025 said:Yeah I hope it is too. I know how you like to bareback preggos.![]()

8and20 said:
silverstar1025 said:hahaha
silverstar1025 said:Yeah I hope it is too. I know how you like to bareback preggos.![]()
PuddleMonkey said:The fact that you throw words like bareback around makes me think you spend too much time on craigslist.
So... you got rates? F/S? ATM?
silverstar1025 said:
silverstar1025 said:
You know you want her!8and20 said:booooooooo
SaladFork said:This ones closer to him... 5'7 160 lol, from the pic she aint 160.
http://escorts.naughtynightlife.com/washington/escort.asp?NavStateCode=WA&NavCityID=77&escortid=2623
Pffft, whatev. She ain't no 160. I'm 5'5'' and 160!SaladFork said:This ones closer to him... 5'7 160 lol, from the pic she aint 160.
http://escorts.naughtynightlife.com/washington/escort.asp?NavStateCode=WA&NavCityID=77&escortid=2623
8and20 said:r u her reference?
silverstar1025 said:Puddle I found you something to hide your fleshlight in.
http://www.oskarlewis.com/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/sexy-furniture.jpg
PuddleMonkey said:I don't really hide it much, unless one of the women come over.
MightyMouse69 said:Hope this makes you feel better:
![]()
MightyMouse69 said:its my favorite for mr PM for about a year back! lol
8and20 said:draw another!!!!!
silverstar1025 said:Do you have it mounted on your tv right now or what?
PuddleMonkey said:
thats awesomeMightyMouse69 said:Hope this makes you feel better:
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the_alcatraz said:Looks like you're feelin better!
PuddleMonkey said:This is true people.
the_alcatraz said:Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards finding the cure![]()
PuddleMonkey said:But I don't see it as a problem![]()
post a pic of YOUR fat ass in a tank top and maybe I'll be nice to yaPuddleMonkey said:So for one week everyone has to be nice to me![]()
crazyjoe said:post a pic of YOUR fat ass in a tank top and maybe I'll be nice to ya![]()
Smurfy said:are you better yet
PuddleMonkey said:No, worseI can barely see the screen my eye is watering so much.
PuddleMonkey said:No, worseI can barely see the screen my eye is watering so much.
wuss.PuddleMonkey said:No, worseI can barely see the screen my eye is watering so much.
Smurfy said:wuss.
what are you taking and what are your symptoms? Im going to go ahead and cure you right over the internet because I like you so much
Yep definitely semen.PuddleMonkey said:Oh, and my throat hurts and it sounds like I'm hacking up a lung.

so you need an antihistamine for your watery eyes (generic claritin for daytime - loratidine and benadryl or something similar at night)PuddleMonkey said:I'm not taking anything. I had taco bell last night thinking that would make me feel better. It didn't. I have watery eyes, clogged sinuses, and although its only 60 degrees in the house I am wicked hot all night. I almost opened a window last night, it was snowing outside so I didn't.
I'm telling you...it's Monkeypox...PuddleMonkey said:Oh, and my throat hurts and it sounds like I'm hacking up a lung.
Smurfy said:so you need an antihistamine for your watery eyes (generic claritin for daytime - loratidine and benadryl or something similar at night)
you need a decongestant for your stuffed up nose - psuedoephedrine
a decongestant for your lungs - mucinex (guafenisin)
you need an NSAID for pain and to reduce swelling & fever (inbuprofen)
you may also need a cough suppressant for night time (dextromathrophan) but during the day its not a bad idea to cough up whatever you can and spit it out (dont swallow even though I know you want to)
PuddleMonkey said:I have the profen stuff!!! I'll have to go shopping for some other things unless I can just pop some vicodins. I'm not suppose to swallow the snot? I've already swallowed about a gallon of it, I hate blowing my nose.
Smurfy said:hey jerky are you better yet?
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