I'm New, Will You Welcum Me?

[Warik]

Calling superdave... where are you superdave?

-Warik

 

[frorider6]

What are superdave's super powers? The ability to know when someone is full of shit?

 

[HelenSL]

Helen, don't reply to my posts. I'm not going to argue symantics with you.

Actually it's 'semantics', not 'symantics'.

You may as well get it right or people will (mistakenly?) think you are an idiot...

Oh, what did you say?

btw do you know what reverse psychology is? i have often wondered...

love
helen

 

[Warik]

What are superdave's super powers? The ability to know when someone is full of shit?

No... he just likes fat chicks. =)

-Warik

 

[HelenSL]

No... he just likes fat chicks. =)

-Warik

yeah, that could count as 'super'

love
helen

 

[frorider6]

Helen. Did I fucking st-st-studder? I have refrained from replying to many of your posts. My only requests is that you don't reply to me.

And excuse the holy fucking jesus out of me for misspelling a word. I didn't realize I was dealing with the allmighty spelling bee champion of Ill-inois State Mental Hospital. From here on out, consider all my spelling mistakes to be intentional.

 

[Jeff_rys]

????

"I'm New, Will You Welcum Me? "

Explain please

 

[HelenSL]

Helen. Did I fucking st-st-studder? I have refrained from replying to many of your posts. My only requests is that you don't reply to me.

And excuse the holy fucking jesus out of me for misspelling a word. I didn't realize I was dealing with the allmighty spelling bee champion of Ill-inois State Mental Hospital. From here on out, consider all my spelling mistakes to be intentional.

uh, f6 no-one ever succeeded in insulting me out of replying to them before...

i thought around here insults were considered an invitation to further interaction, sometimes intimate...

therefore i must remind you: i'm married!!!

ah you are so funny. probably cute too in your own sort of way...

oh but i shouldn't tease you. you are obviously the 'touchy' sort

love
helen

 

[frorider6]

Helen-Alright you crazy jesus freak. You want some of me! Huh! Well I got a whole case of wup ass and an electric can opener!!!

You can't use that whole, "he hates me so he must really love me" line of logic. It's delusional. It doesn't work here just like it doesn't work to say that people who don't like gays are gay themselves.

You're crazy. And I don't mean in a cute "oh, look at the person talking to herself mommy." I mean in a whole "Woman Convicted of Drowning Children in Well" kind of crazy.

I can get along with almost anyone, but the one thing I can't tolerate is self-imposed ignorance. And you're the goddamned poster child for it. Maybe I'll start a charity to raise the money to buy a baseball bat so Goatslayer and I can beat some fucking sense into your Star-Trek-fan-club melon.

I tried the follow your magical Jesus' advice and turn the other fucking cheek, but you had to keep bringin' it. So bring it on you ugly ass social palsey.