I'm leaving Verizon Wireless because...

[dabuffguy]

I think Virgin Mobile is a better fit for me.

 

[sterolizer]

We get it you're a virgin, now stfu

 

[dabuffguy]

We get it you're a virgin, now stfu

I'm making a weekly thread on this now just for you.

 

[WoodyO]

Weekly? Feels like hourly.

 

[miplank]

Lock it up until Buffgay loses his virginity!

 

[sterolizer]

His Anal virginity?

 

[dabuffguy]

Weekly? Feels like hourly.

Because everyone constantly mentions it maybe?

 

[sterolizer]

Because everyone constantly mentions it maybe?

Don't you find yourself being a little retarded waiting your entire life waiting to fuck your future ex wife

 

[zwhit]

grow up

 

[pdaddyII]

Pervert

 

[WoodyO]

What a creep

 

[-SD-]

We need Nathan to write a dabuffguy virgin chronicle