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I'm heading out to a dinner "date".

jack sparrow

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I've prepared myself with Lever 2000 "Energize" (with skin replenishing ingredients), a hint of Kenneth Cole Black, and a special edition Nike t-shirt. I both look and smell awesome.

I've even jotted down a few of KB's posts in case things get boring.

It's my guess she won't be able to rip her clothes off fast enough.
 
Jack Schitt said:
I've prepared myself with Lever 2000 "Energize" (with skin replenishing ingredients), a hint of Kenneth Cole Black, and a special edition Nike t-shirt. I both look and smell awesome.

I've even jotted down a few of KB's posts in case things get boring.

It's my guess she won't be able to rip her clothes off fast enough.


I was going to wish you luck.

But, you won't need luck since you are busting out the Nike Tshirt.
 
superdave said:
Ask her if she used to be a man, you know, just in case.

lol

I don't think I will ever have sex again. It was bad enough just worrying about them tricking me into getting them prego. Now, I have to worry if they were a man.
 
Jack Schitt said:
I've prepared myself with Lever 2000 "Energize" (with skin replenishing ingredients), a hint of Kenneth Cole Black, and a special edition Nike t-shirt. I both look and smell awesome.

I've even jotted down a few of KB's posts in case things get boring.

It's my guess she won't be able to rip her clothes off fast enough.

you forgot to spray your junk with axe

failure is inevitable.
 
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