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I'm gonna kick this students ass on Monday.......

Motherfucking piss taking little bastard.........heres the story. What would you do?

The boy is a muslim. It was recently Ramadan so he was allowed to wear his prayer cap in school. I went out of my way to make sure his teachers didnt hassle him about it. I took a lot of shit because of it.

Now the little fucker is taking the piss. He comes into school and basically claims the scholars at the mosque says he should continue to wear it in order to claim extra credit when he pops his clogs. This is in total opposition to the schools rules. Naturally I ask him to remove it every morning........and he goes off on one and even complains about me to his mother.

Now today I catch him trying to kick a glass door in. Then he wants to argue about why it was ok for him to do this. So I kept him out of lessons all morning. His mother was called........the works. So I checked out the legitimacy of him wearing his cap in terms of his religion (the Head of Year was meant to do it a week ago but is incompetent).......turns out there is no reason for him to wear it. He is taking the piss.

And here comes the good bit........just yesterday the Headmaster told him in no uncertain terms that he would not wear his cap in school (I only found this out this afternoon.....incidentally it was ok during Ramadan). So even if he had a good reason for wearing his cap, he has totally wiped out all of the extra credit that he would gain by acting like a total dickhead.

Fuckers gonna get it on Monday.........
 
just take up a ton of his free time, have him picking litter every lunch, detention etc, give him an essay then rip it up in front of him with out even reding it etc. it is so annoying when people take advatage of someones good nature.
 
don't post this here unless you wan't to elicit mindless American racist comments like "fucking rag heads"....

ooops too late....
 
Imnotdutcheither said:
Motherfucking piss taking little bastard.........heres the story. What would you do?

The boy is a muslim. It was recently Ramadan so he was allowed to wear his prayer cap in school. I went out of my way to make sure his teachers didnt hassle him about it. I took a lot of shit because of it.

Now the little fucker is taking the piss. He comes into school and basically claims the scholars at the mosque says he should continue to wear it in order to claim extra credit when he pops his clogs. This is in total opposition to the schools rules. Naturally I ask him to remove it every morning........and he goes off on one and even complains about me to his mother.

Now today I catch him trying to kick a glass door in. Then he wants to argue about why it was ok for him to do this. So I kept him out of lessons all morning. His mother was called........the works. So I checked out the legitimacy of him wearing his cap in terms of his religion (the Head of Year was meant to do it a week ago but is incompetent).......turns out there is no reason for him to wear it. He is taking the piss.

And here comes the good bit........just yesterday the Headmaster told him in no uncertain terms that he would not wear his cap in school (I only found this out this afternoon.....incidentally it was ok during Ramadan). So even if he had a good reason for wearing his cap, he has totally wiped out all of the extra credit that he would gain by acting like a total dickhead.

Fuckers gonna get it on Monday.........

your not in america are you....

-lessons?
-headmaster?

were from?
 
Is it that fucking hard to understand some simple colloquialisms? Can we get over it already?

Aside from that, what a fucking rag head. Watch out for suicide bombing attempts and make sure you don't shake the hand he wipes with. LOL.
 
POP the clogs...take off shoes for devotion
taking the piss...taking a stand, being a stubborn fuck-tard.


I think I am right


Ranger
 
tuc biscuit said:
pops clogs=dies

taking piss=taking liberties

LMAO @ some of the replies.

Thanks for interpreting Tuc.........

I just spoke to some of the muslims at the gym........they basically thought what I thought.........he is trying it on.........taking the piss.

It seems that wearing a cap is one way of emulating the prophet. This gets you some credit........it is a little good thing.......and little things add up to big things over time. However, his other behaviour more than cancels out this good credit. I'm going to enjoy explaining this to him on Monday. Fuck planning lessons.....I'm planning this little gimps downfall..........time to make an exaple out of somebody.
 
Yes it is unfortunate, but it sounds like he is taking advantage of our uber politically correct society, lol, make sure ya tell us what you do to him. Btw have you ever watched 'doctors' on bbc1 at a lunchtim?
 
tuc biscuit said:
Yes it is unfortunate, but it sounds like he is taking advantage of our uber politically correct society, lol, make sure ya tell us what you do to him. Btw have you ever watched 'doctors' on bbc1 at a lunchtim?

I have like 5 mins for lunch........so no.

The best punishment so far is cleaning the grill around the swimming pool with a toothbrush. Shortly followed by cleaning the boys toilets (they smell a bit!!).

Let me know if you have anything more imaginative........
 
lol, cleaning your car everyday for a week? ps. watch doctors and keep a look out for a charater named 'jude' oh moma!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
tuc biscuit said:
lol, cleaning your car everyday for a week? ps. watch doctors and keep a look out for a charater named 'jude' oh moma!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know life is bad when you are watching day time TV.......but ok I'll take a look :)

BTW the 'senior leadership team' does not believe in public humiliation........so I need jobs that are humiliating but can be done where SLT cant see them lol. Maybe I could park my car somewhere less conspicuous.........hhmmm you might have something here.

This reminds me of a mate I had in school........he was a real headcase and always in trouble. His regular punishment was servicing the teachers cars lol (he was good with cars).
 
I got one to waste time, he has to put a dot in every square on a piece of graph paper, lol I had teachers who used to do that to us.
 
The Ranger said:
Cleaning the grill by the pool?

Sounds like a rough school...Go get'um!!


Heh heh heh....J/K


Ranger

The only reason that it is considered a 'rough school' is because we have a shitload of liberal teachers who are afraid to deal with assholes like this. They are the problem, not the kids. I think I might tell em this in Monday staff briefing........
 
The Ranger said:
Is this an exclusive private school?

Ranger

Uh no........lol.

Tuc, thats a good un. Must play havoc with your eyes. Ya think I could get in trouble for doing all of these things in one day?

Ever heard of the 3-point punishment? You get the kid to hold his arms out to the side. Then he / she leans against a wall with the only points of contact being the fore-fingers and the nose. You put a piece of paper betweent he wall and each finger / nose and the wall. Leave for 30 mins.........if they drop the paper they start over hehehe.
 
I prefer the bend over and get your ass whipped, then a letter home to Mom and Dad punishment...

Worked wonders with me in school....heh heh heh


Ranger
 
lol, or you could force him to read a few of your posts on here j/k man lol. Perhaps bring in all your old shoes and have him hand clean them, write out the numbers one to one thousand in words, writa a ten page essay on his actions and what he will do differently next time.
 
The Ranger said:
I prefer the bend over and get your ass whipped, then a letter home to Mom and Dad punishment...

Worked wonders with me in school....heh heh heh


Ranger

Unfortunately that is illegal.......corporal punishment is banned in schools over here. Although I am certain it would work wonders in my school.

Tuc, I'll have you know that each of my posts is top quality........they just go above your head j/k.
 
taking piss, pop clogs?

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I'll do something work wise till September, and then I think I shall embark on being a teacher.... I am going to sign up for a govt funded PGCE......
 
Ashamed said:
I'll do something work wise till September, and then I think I shall embark on being a teacher.... I am going to sign up for a govt funded PGCE......

Go for the graduate teacher program........or fast track.......more money.

You serious?
 
Imnotdutcheither said:


Go for the graduate teacher program........or fast track.......more money.

You serious?

totally... can i pm u later/tomorrow.. i have a few questions...?

I'd like to teach a few things.. art, technology.. I am very good at art... got an A level A grade for art.. my degree is in engineering so i am good at maths... so maybe primary school for me? pity i hadn't started sorting my head out sooner - then i could have begun in september just passed.... now have to wait till sep 04

ta
 
Ashamed said:


totally... can i pm u later/tomorrow.. i have a few questions...?

I'd like to teach a few things.. art, technology.. I am very good at art... got an A level A grade for art.. my degree is in engineering so i am good at maths... so maybe primary school for me? pity i hadn't started sorting my head out sooner - then i could have begun in september just passed.... now have to wait till sep 04

ta

Of course.........on for another hour or so........and then over the weekend. you dont need a degree in the actual subject that you teach. I know an engineer who is an exceptional maths teacher. You might also consider science (altough science is considered harder to teach than maths).
 
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