Testosterone boy
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I've got some cool stuff going on. I just need to lose 5 pounds of fat and gain 10 pounds of muscle and I'll be in business! Should be possible with the cycle that starts next week.
Only problem....my rear and my stuff is my best stuff and American protocol is to wear bags for shorts. That would be cool if my chest and arms were my best stuff, they are not.
Before things got so screwy, one could really pull babes while wearing Speedos. Shoot...one babe just sat up and plopped on my lap and ground in and invited me to a fictional party at the boat dock. Man do I miss the way things were.
Only problem....my rear and my stuff is my best stuff and American protocol is to wear bags for shorts. That would be cool if my chest and arms were my best stuff, they are not.
Before things got so screwy, one could really pull babes while wearing Speedos. Shoot...one babe just sat up and plopped on my lap and ground in and invited me to a fictional party at the boat dock. Man do I miss the way things were.

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