I'm gonna be a hunk for Spring Break!

[Testosterone boy]

I've got some cool stuff going on. I just lose to 5 pounds of fat and gain 10 pounds of muscle and I'll be in business! Should be possible with the cycle that starts next week.


Only problem....my rear and my stuff is my best stuff and American protocol is to wear bags for shorts. That would be cool if my chest and arms were my best stuff, they are not.

Before things got so screwy, one could really pull babes while wearing Speedos. Shoot...one babe just sat up and plopped on my lap and ground in and invited me to a fictional party at the boat dock. Man do I miss the way things were.

 

[KAYNE]

I'M THINKING OF A WORD RIGHT NOW. THAT WORD IS HOMO!!!


KAYNE

 

[vinylgroover]

Haha, steady on Kayne.

Chicks claim they don't like them, but when i hit the beach with speedo's, i see any number of chicks with their jaw hanging agape admiring my ASSets.

 

[flex123]

I'M THINKING OF A WORD RIGHT NOW. THAT WORD IS HOMO!!!


KAYNE

LOL, Thank God American girls don't like these things. If I had to see people here in the U.S. wear them I'd die. Going to other countries I see entire families in speedo's It's hilarious.

 

[KAYNE]

VINYL

I WAS TALKING ABOUT TEST MIDGET IN PARTICULAR. HE JUST STRIKES ME AS A HOMO. BUT FOR THE RECORD, EVERY GIRL I HAVE TALKED TO HATES THOSE THINGS. THE GIRLS YOU SEE LOOKING, MAY NOT BE ADMIRING, THEY ARE PROBABLY LAUGHING AT THE GUY IN SPEEDOS. HAHA.

I WOULDNT BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THOSE THINGS.




KAYNE

 

[Testosterone boy]

Speedo phobia means you have a bad ass and smallish equipment. Same reason fat chicks hate string bikinis.

We are the only developed country in the world with Speedo neurosis. That is good in some respects because frankly, I would vomit seeing the average American male in Speedos.

However in consideration of your neurosis, I am emailing a quality thong pic of AAP with his stuff exposed. You homophobs will dig it.

 

[big dog]

Speedo = Fag

There is not a american chick who thinks any different.

 

[vinylgroover]

Most American chicks = dirty hoebag. There is not a non-American guy who thinks any differently.

 

[big dog]

Vinyl,

No one can argue with that...but i live in america, and its the only wet available

 

[Testosterone boy]

Speedo = Fag

There is not a american chick who thinks any different.

Yea...well if you follow my posts you would know that I am trying hard to get the fuck out of this obese, lazy, sexually backward, neurotic, ugly, crazy homophobic culture.


I've been followed around in my Speedos and stuff like that so I really don't care what the fucked up girls lie about.

 

[KAYNE]

Speedo phobia means you have a bad ass and smallish equipment.

JUST LIKE DRIVING A BIG TRUCK MEANS YOU HAVE "SMALLISH EQUIPMENT" RIGHT. WHAT A FUCKING MORON.

IS SMALLISH EVEN A WORD???


KAYNE

 

[flex123]

I would vomit seeing the average American male in Speedos.

but you enjoy the viewing of your native men in these things?

 

[KAYNE]

Yea...well if you follow my posts you would know that I am trying hard to get the fuck out of this obese, lazy, sexually backward, neurotic, ugly, crazy homophobic culture.


I've been followed around in my Speedos and stuff like that so I really don't care what the fucked up girls lie about.

WELL GET THE FUCK OUT ASSHOLE. AND THEY ARENT FOLLOWING YOU ADMIRING, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU SAYING HOW GAY YOU ARE. FUCKING IDIOT. JUST LIKE THOSE DUDES IN THE GYM WHO WEAR DAZY DUKE SPANDEX SHORTS WITH STRIPES. I'LL BET YOU ARE ONE OF THEM ARENT YOU BITCH!!!


KAYNE

 

[big dog]

Vinyl,

No one can argue with that...but i live in america, and its the only wet available

 

[vinylgroover]

Vinyl,

No one can argue with that...but i live in america, and its the only wet available

You already said that

I used to wear shorts but they always felt un-natural, particularly in big surf. Speedo's are much more comfortable for bodysurfing.

 

[KAYNE]

Yea...well if you follow my posts you would know that I am trying hard to get the fuck out of this obese, lazy, sexually backward, neurotic, ugly, crazy homophobic culture.


I've been followed around in my Speedos and stuff like that so I really don't care what the fucked up girls lie about.

WELL GET THE FUCK OUT ASSHOLE. AND THEY ARENT FOLLOWING YOU ADMIRING, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU SAYING HOW GAY YOU ARE. FUCKING IDIOT. JUST LIKE THOSE DUDES IN THE GYM WHO WEAR DAZY DUKE SPANDEX SHORTS WITH STRIPES. I'LL BET YOU ARE ONE OF THEM ARENT YOU BITCH!!!


KAYNE

 

[Testosterone boy]

WELL GET THE FUCK OUT ASSHOLE. AND THEY ARENT FOLLOWING YOU ADMIRING, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU SAYING HOW GAY YOU ARE. FUCKING IDIOT. JUST LIKE THOSE DUDES IN THE GYM WHO WEAR DAZY DUKE SPANDEX SHORTS WITH STRIPES. I'LL BET YOU ARE ONE OF THEM ARENT YOU BITCH!!!


KAYNE

Quoting you speaks louder than anything you ugly, needle dicked peep squeak.

 

[KAYNE]

Quoting you speaks louder than anything you ugly, needle dicked peep squeak.

HOW OLD ARE YOU? 13, 14???


KAYNE

 

[machaveli]

anyone who wears a speedo in the US is known as a foriegner or a fag. men just dont do it because our culture labels automatically. same thing with leather pants on a guy. you'll be labeled a fag (unless your in a rock band out of LA. )

 

[vinylgroover]

only 10 year olds give a fuck what others think.

If someone wants to call me a fag because i wear speedo's fine.......i could quite easily kick the shit out of that person for doing it......would that make me any more of a hetero man.

 

[Testosterone boy]

anyone who wears a speedo in the US is known as a foriegner or a fag. men just dont do it because our culture labels automatically. same thing with leather pants on a guy. you'll be labeled a fag (unless your in a rock band out of LA. )

Hmmmm....I just like to get the digital morons all fired up so they show their true colors. I wear long pants at the gym and long baggy shorts at the beach. But it sure is fun to see these idiots get all fired up. I do it every year to catch a new group of dumb fuck suckers.

 

[KAYNE]

Hmmmm....I just like to get the digital morons all fired up so they show their true colors. I wear long pants at the gym and long baggy shorts at the beach. But it sure is fun to see these idiots get all fired up. I do it every year to catch a new group of dumb fuck suckers.

STOP LYING BITCH. YOU JUST FEEL STUPID NOW THAT EVERYONE HAS MADE YOU FEEL AS SUCH. SAME AS WITH CALLING THAT CHICK AFTER 5 YEARS, YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A JACKASS YOU MORON. ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT. NOT COMPLICATED AT ALL.



KAYNE

 

[Testosterone boy]

Kayne....you are a feral animal and I quit reading your filthy, undisciplined posts some time ago but I do remember you lecturing about post stalkers having a powerful desire to suck the cock of the man who is getting his posts stalked. And I have previously informed you that I am not availbale for those wishes. So what gives?

 

[KAYNE]

ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE LYING. YOU HAVE NEITHER STOPPED READING NOR REPSONDING TO MY POSTS.

AS FOR THE POST STALKING THING, I DONT RESPOND TO YOUR PUTRID REDUNDANT BULLSHIT ALL THAT OFTEN. ONLY THE ONES WHICH I FIND EXCESSIVELY IGNORANT I.E. THIS ONE ARE THE ONES WHICH I EVEN BOTHER WASTING MY TIME. ITS MILDLY AMUSING TO SEE YOU BE MADE A BITCH.

NOW GO PUT ON YOUR SPEEDOS YOU LITTLE HOMOSEXUAL MANIAC AND RUN DOWN THE BEACH LIKE THE LITTLE FAIRY YOU ARE.

YOU SHOULDNT VACILLATE IN YOUR VIEWS I.E. WEARING A SPEEDO, SIMPLY B/C YOU WERE EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEM BY OTHERS.


YOUR HERO
KAYNE