I'm going....

[Smurfy]

for a manicure and a pedicure. I'll be back. SOmeone please take notes for me while Im gone thanks (GL, that means you)

 

[SoKlueles]

get pretty colored polish

 

[tiger88]

take notes?

shit

thats stressful and i was told to avoid stress

 

[Smurfy]

get pretty colored polish

French manicure

 

[d3track]

i like french tips

 

[SoreArms]

getting all pretty for Lumberg

yeaw!

 

[Lestat]

bikini wax too?

 

[jerseyart]

She's doing the toe nails, this is serious.

Lumberg has to work to screw this up

 

[gonelifting]

She's doing the toe nails, this is serious.

Lumberg has to work to screw this up

Damn the odds just went down. It`s even money now for layman action, or laywoman (depends who`s on top)

I gotta go back to the books, I could go bankrupt here!

 

[Dial_tone]

Go for the Brazilian with anus bleaching.

 

[jerseyart]

Damn the odds just went down. It`s even money now for layman action, or laywoman (depends who`s on top)

I gotta go back to the books, I could go bankrupt here!

Hah,

Everyone laughed at my "Smurfy and Lumberg are actually conjoined identical twins theory, who were seperated at birth, and are destined for a life of forbidden incestual jungle love." Just like you laughed when I claimed I could grow a second penis with the right mixture of steroids and creatine..............

Ok, maybe that second one was stupid

But I'm holding you to the $50 gets you $100k bet on the twins. Think about it, Lumberg only shows his face, while Smurfy only shows her back. Coincidence....I don't think so. It's because Smurfy actually has a full bown mustache, ala Lumberg, but neither is aware of the other, and this is just fates twisted way of bringing the two together.

The money is banked.

 

[Lumberg]

Hah,

Everyone laughed at my "Smurfy and Lumberg are actually conjoined identical twins theory, who were seperated at birth, and are destined for a life of forbidden incestual jungle love." Just like you laughed when I claimed I could grow a second penis with the right mixture of steroids and creatine..............

Ok, maybe that second one was stupid

But I'm holding you to the $50 gets you $100k bet on the twins. Think about it, Lumberg only shows his face, while Smurfy only shows her back. Coincidence....I don't think so. It's because Smurfy actually has a full bown mustache, ala Lumberg, but neither is aware of the other, and this is just fates twisted way of bringing the two together.

The money is banked.

You guys crack me up. So hard.

Smurfy:

When have I ever shown my face?

 

[gonelifting]

So hard.

QUOTE]


Shit! He`s ready to go, it`s only Friday. Don`t be premature.

 

[velvett]

Ok, I'm pretty envious.

 

[gonelifting]

Ok, I'm pretty envious.

Woah, Smurfy`s got another fan. Oh wait...

 

[Smurfy]

hahaha @ u guys

jerseyart - ive shown my face LOL and there's no mustache!!

 

[Gymgurl]

Is tonight the night for the meet up?? lol

 

[jerseyart]

Smurfy,

This is Lumberg, so just in case, you may want to take some extra time in your schedule tonight to write some diagrams on yourself in order to help the lad along. Nothing too complicated, just label the various body parts with arrows exactly where, and throw in the occasional "insert here" wherever appropriate.

 

[Smurfy]

Smurfy,

This is Lumberg, so just in case, you may want to take some extra time in your schedule tonight to write some diagrams on yourself in order to help the lad along. Nothing too complicated, just label the various body parts with arrows exactly where, and throw in the occasional "insert here" wherever appropriate.

LOL you're too funny