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im going to kill my roomates

ffknight84

ffknight84

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ranting here

last night im at the gym, all 3 of my roomates and the one's girlfriend have a little meeting about me. They accuse me of not doing a huge stack of dishes that are not mine. I know who's some of them are because i put them in there when he left them on the counter after cooking breakfast. He denies they are his. I have never seen 18/19 year old guys bitch and moan over DISHES before in my life !! Then the one kid i lived with in the dorms last year, his GF has the nerve to complain about her "HAVING" to clean our bathroom. No one made you clean our bathroom bitch, atleast i know i didnt. Or to clean anything else, this isnt your apartment, ive told her countless times not to clean, but she still does and complains about it, WTF !!! The other kid is a fucking homo, he bitches about me getting grease on the stove when he has half his breakfast on it and gets crumbs in my fucking butter who does that. Is this not the most ridiculous shit youve ever seen. My 3rd actual roomate, not bitch boys GF who whips him, is the only one not complaining 24/7, i think he was there only not to get teamed up on. He is also neat too. These guys clean their rooms every morning when they wake up, make their bed, and clean their room again at night. Buncha fucking homos, why the fuck did i want to live with these fucks.
 
its too late to change rooms now, and i dont want to leave this on campus apartment, i dont have a meal plan right now, dont want one caf food sux. the one dude with the GF is a fellow lax player, and a shitty teamate. Im going to live with my fraternity brothers or better lax teamates next year.
 
Well, are you a slobby mofo?

Dirty roomates that take no pride in their surroundings are no fun to live with.

In a roomate situation, you have to think beyond yourself.
 
I think that these people watch too much tv like Big Brother and Survivor and take them waaaayy too seriously. A bunch of immature fucks holding meetings and bitching about housework.


Sorry man, I feel for ya
 
THeMaCHinE said:
Well, are you a slobby mofo?

Dirty roomates that take no pride in their surroundings are no fun to live with.

In a roomate situation, you have to think beyond yourself.
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in my bedroom, yes, but its mine, we are talking about fucking dishes, nothing else.
 
roommates, I hate them and dont miss them...you love each other when you move in, and then you hate having them... dont miss that at all!!
 
dude, if i ever had a compaint against my roommates, that would be it, too. fucking dishes everywhere. but we're three dudes, so we eat alot. it's really such a minuscule thing that it doesn't matter. we usually just bust each other's balls about it, and that's it.

unfortunately, you're on the other side, and they're bitching about you. if they're really your friends, y'all will all do a little give and take. otherwise, suck it up for now and move out when you can.
 
stop being a slob. i hated living with my slobby roomates.

i don't mind living in my own filth however
 
dude, you're in college and your roommates are bitching about dirty dishes?

your house is supposed to be dirty - it's part of the college experience. how are you supposed to appreciate a clean house when you get older if you don't have to live in a shit-hole throughout college?

throw a keg party - then your roommates will see what messy really is.
 
ffknight84 said:


in my bedroom, yes, but its mine, we are talking about fucking dishes, nothing else.
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Nothing else? No piss on the bathroom floor? No beer cans lying around? No jacket thrown over the chair? No fingernails on the carpet? Messes on the coffee table?

If you're truly not a slob and you *also* do your share of housework (?) then you have a strange group of friends. I would be pissed off too.

If that's not the case though, you're doing something annoying to them and they're busting your balls over the dishes because that's the most recent thing that's pissed em off.
 
Uh, oh... now you did it.

Here is the part where all of the sizemically challenged guys start talking about fighting skills over power and how they routinely beat the shit out of 275 lb guys, etc.

As an aside, your name reminds me of an old member here, knight69. It's rather vexing if you know who he is.
 
ffknight84 said:


doubtful, i think my powerlifting total is more than all of theirs combined =)
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Strength in numbers. What is powerlifting going to do for you when they break your knee caps with baseball bats and then shove them up your bunghole consecutively with no pine tar while they shout "who's your daddy now". Don't be stupid. Sleep on the streets if you have to untill you find a better place to live.
 
I can't stand filth either. I have had messy roommates before, so I know the other side. I'm very neat, but I wouldn't have "meetings" about the person and shit........I'd go right up to their face, and say, "clean that shit up". Period.
 
solution: clearly mark which plates/utensils/pots are yours... or go out and buy one of each thing that is noticeably different than the rest. that way, those are YOUR dishes, only YOU use em, and only YOU clean em. that's what i did with my 3 bitch roomies, they all used to fight over their dishes and who had to wash em, but i was always spared from that shit cuz i was smart and had my own. good luck.
 
I had a chick for a ex roommate, and her not doing the dishes and being a fucking slob finally pissed me off. So one day before she went out of town for a weekend she left a huge mess and leftovers just sitting out, so i grabbed all of it and tossed it on her bed!
Damn when she got back she was pissed. Then a month later we kicked her out for not paying her part of the rent for 2 months and lied about doing so. I always thought a chick roommate would be cool, BUT NEVER AGAIN!
 
ffknight84 said:


doubtful, i think my powerlifting total is more than all of theirs combined =)
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You sure this is not causing the problems? Without even realizing it you might be acting "all big and bad" around them. Many people start doing this almost subconsciously when they start lifting.

Even if this is not the problem it is a safe bet that they would not be upset enough to have a meeting about you unless the dishes was just the tip of the ice berg.
 
exactly go and get yourself pink dishes, spoons, etc if you have to and use those... this way there will be no mix up!
 
IhateOsama said:


Strength in numbers. What is powerlifting going to do for you when they break your knee caps with baseball bats and then shove them up your bunghole consecutively with no pine tar while they shout "who's your daddy now". Don't be stupid. Sleep on the streets if you have to untill you find a better place to live.
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WTF's pine tar???
 
CollegeKid2 said:
solution: clearly mark which plates/utensils/pots are yours... or go out and buy one of each thing that is noticeably different than the rest. that way, those are YOUR dishes, only YOU use em, and only YOU clean em. that's what i did with my 3 bitch roomies, they all used to fight over their dishes and who had to wash em, but i was always spared from that shit cuz i was smart and had my own. good luck.
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good idea, im considering buying paper plates, plastic cups, and plastic utensils.
 
THis is why I don't have roommates. The peace and quiet is priceless.
 
TC2 said:


WTF's pine tar???
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Pine tar is the sticky shit baseball players put on their bats. Not as routinely used now as most major leaguers prefer batting gloves.

What about when George Brett got kicked out of that one game and almost took the umps out. The infamous "Pine Tar Incident".
 
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