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I'm Going on a Date

tripleblonde said:
don't be a hata just cuz i'm cooler than you are :rolleyes:

night ya'll
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Hate what, you're a virgin. It's not like you'll put out tonight and then come back to brag about your wonderful date are Blockbuster.
 
You can still go out after daddy found that hickey on your neck?
 
tennis player? Boy, I bet he's got a pair of 13" guns....
 
tripleblonde said:
don't be a hata just cuz i'm cooler than you are :rolleyes:

night ya'll
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Dear TripleBlonde,

We hyar at Elite hope thet yo' haf a wonnerful date. ah hope Billy JoeBog takes yo' t'go see thet NASCAR racin' thet is playin' at th' IMAX theater. Hopefully, thar will be some fine film of Dale Arnhardt Junio' so when yer gwine down on yer fellafriend af'er, it will give yo' sumpin t'reckon about.

Yourn truly, Elmer
 
the thing i like the most about ef is that every new post or thread is a new opportunity to feel loved and accepted :rolleyes:

don't understand most of this thread, but in regards to tennis players....wtf?
this guy was very muscular, but also nice and lean.....this is bad how?
 
tripleblonde said:
the thing i like the most about ef is that every new post or thread is a new opportunity to feel loved and accepted :rolleyes:

don't understand most of this thread, but in regards to tennis players....wtf?
this guy was very muscular, but also nice and lean.....this is bad how?
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How was he??
 
avenirup said:
How was he??
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fine....just got home, we played pool and won 5 bucks off some guy which was kinda cool.....he's from out of state and on a tennis scholarship so he was really down to earth which i like.....it wasn't a late night, but he wants to see a movie tommorow night.....we'll see.....maybe i can get him to teach me how to play tennis :)
 
trinpleblonde, the reason you were seeing remarks about him being a tennis player, is that this is a bodybuilding web site. Most of the guys on here hit the weights 4-6 days a week and use steroids.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
Dear TripleBlonde,

We hyar at Elite hope thet yo' haf a wonnerful date. ah hope Billy JoeBog takes yo' t'go see thet NASCAR racin' thet is playin' at th' IMAX theater. Hopefully, thar will be some fine film of Dale Arnhardt Junio' so when yer gwine down on yer fellafriend af'er, it will give yo' sumpin t'reckon about.

Yourn truly, Elmer
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i was trying to edit something and the whole post got screwed up....never mind....lol
 
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tripleblonde said:
fine....just got home, we played pool and won 5 bucks off some guy which was kinda cool.....he's from out of state and on a tennis scholarship so he was really down to earth which i like.....it wasn't a late night, but he wants to see a movie tommorow night.....we'll see.....maybe i can get him to teach me how to play tennis :)
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Get a goodnight kiss?
 
tripleblonde said:
awww elmer that was just heartwarming.....choked me up so much i about spit out my false teeth :rolleyes: you know us nascar people we are but humble folk.....
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False Teeth??
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
trinpleblonde, the reason you were seeing remarks about him being a tennis player, is that this is a bodybuilding web site. Most of the guys on here hit the weights 4-6 days a week and use steroids.
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thanks for the info bbf, but i still don't get it.....this guy works out all the time on weights, he was really well built, just leaner.....isn't this just as respectable?
 
tripleblonde said:
thanks for the info bbf, but i still don't get it.....this guy works out all the time on weights, he was really well built, just leaner.....isn't this just as respectable?
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Well, the general assumption is that since you are hanging out on such a message board, is that you are a bodybuilder yourself, or have a thing for bodybuilders. Most bodybuilders would not imagine a serious tennis player as having a physique that is impressive to us (to me profession tennis players have bodies that look just like the average Joe and I wouldn't think they workout at a glance), thus the confusion in this thread about you stating he has a nice body. Remember, you are chatting with alot of hardcore bodybuilders.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Well, the general assumption is that since you are hanging out on such a message board, is that you are a bodybuilder yourself, or have a thing for bodybuilders. Most bodybuilders would not imagine a serious tennis player as having a physique that is impressive to us (to me profession tennis players have bodies that look just like the average Joe and I wouldn't think they workout at a glance), thus the confusion in this thread about you stating he has a nice body. Remember, you are chatting with alot of hardcore bodybuilders.
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What's up finadick?
 
Juice Authority said:
What's up finadick?
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Not alot JA. I can't sleep. How about you? I'm only on 30 mg of tren a day, and using test. No signs of finadick.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Well, the general assumption is that since you are hanging out on such a message board, is that you are a bodybuilder yourself, or have a thing for bodybuilders. Most bodybuilders would not imagine a serious tennis player as having a physique that is impressive to us (to me profession tennis players have bodies that look just like the average Joe and I wouldn't think they workout at a glance), thus the confusion in this thread about you stating he has a nice body. Remember, you are chatting with alot of hardcore bodybuilders.
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mmm.....interesting.....yeah, i'm definitely more into fitness than bodybuilding, but it doesn't mean i don't have mad respect for those who are into it hardcore....i also find this attractive in a lot of ways, but i found this guy to be attractive as well....my tastes are really varied.....

guess my point is, this guy had a rockin' six pack, nice arms and obvious endurance and this I have respect for.....hell, I have respect for anyone who gets off their ass and moves as I trying to do in my life :)
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Not alot JA. I can't sleep. How about you? I'm only on 30 mg of tren a day, and using test. No signs of finadick.
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Just hanging here. So are you working tripleblonde for some love? She's got a nice rack but there's no pics in her gallery. ;)
 
BBF, by your defintion us males can't be attracted to any female who doesn't look like a fitness model. That doesn't hold up. Most people don't equate bigger muscles with increased sex appeal. Heck, I like fitness models and I like plump sedentary babes just as much.
 
Dial_tone said:
BBF, by your defintion us males can't be attracted to any female who doesn't look like a fitness model. That doesn't hold up. Most people don't equate bigger muscles with increased sex appeal. Heck, I like fitness models and I like plump sedentary babes just as much.
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At your age beggers can't be choosers. :doublefi:
 
Dial_tone said:
BBF, by your defintion us males can't be attracted to any female who doesn't look like a fitness model. That doesn't hold up. Most people don't equate bigger muscles with increased sex appeal. Heck, I like fitness models and I like plump sedentary babes just as much.
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Oh, I'm in the same boat DT. However if I'm wrong in what I said about the reason for those remarks are due to this being a bodybuilding site, then why did you comment on his 13" arms? Just curious...
 
When I was your age we used to chase babes and it was uphill both ways and we liked it!
 
Dial_tone said:
When I was your age we used to chase babes and it was uphill both ways and we liked it!
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That was a looong time ago is a galazy far far away....
 
Ewwww.... that was back in the day before safety razors and all of the chicks you were chasing had hairy legs and armpits... not to mention untrimmed pubes!
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Ewwww.... that was back in the day before safety razors and all of the chicks you were chasing had hairy legs and armpits... not to mention untrimmed pubes!
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There is no excuse for an unshaved pussy.
 
Juice Authority said:
There is no excuse for an unshaved pussy.
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Bor, that topic is inappropriate for C&C. I find the idea of unshaved pussies to be personally offensive.
 
Point of fact, I love tennis. It's a lot of fun. I just thought it was funny when she was saying "he's a tennis player and has a great body" to a forum of hardcore bodybuilders ;)
 
eh tennis players are beanpoles...may as well date a golfer

tripleblonde babe if he rocks your socks then go for it :) but i havnt met any tennis players EVER with a decent bod. plus they have those horrible forearm tans

for you to say he has a rocking six pack means you probably havnt seen a really rocking six pack in real life..
 
GoldenDelicious said:
eh tennis players are beanpoles...may as well date a golfer

tripleblonde babe if he rocks your socks then go for it :) but i havnt met any tennis players EVER with a decent bod. plus they have those horrible forearm tans

for you to say he has a rocking six pack means you probably havnt seen a really rocking six pack in real life..
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lol....okay....i will give you that his tan was kinda funny, but he turned out to be cool and is gonna make a great friend....

now about these six packs.....men of elite are more than welcome to send me pics and i will compare w/tennis player dude ;)
 
tripleblonde said:
no that's everyone else on the tennis team.....

this guy is here on scholarship and very down to earth, albeit a teensy too shy
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I used to play competitive tennis. I know how it works. Except for the rich part.
 
tripleblonde said:
lol fz! cheating on me? that was our first date! and only one....this guy is def. friend material :)

big dawg: how did you know his name was chip ;)
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Because if your parents name you Chip you are pre-destined to be a tennis pro, not to mention getting shit kicked in school your whole life. ;)
 
Bigdawg1468 said:
Because if your parents name you Chip you are pre-destined to be a tennis pro, not to mention getting shit kicked in school your whole life. ;)
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lol.....fair enough......stereotypes are there for a reason, i'm a walking one myself

his name was actually josh :)
 
chaos mage said:
Be sure he measures your taint.
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Sweet.

Yup measure up and post up in my taint thread. BTW - I was with her again last night. I still can't believe it. It is a napkin's thickness...
 
jh1 said:
Sweet.

Yup measure up and post up in my taint thread. BTW - I was with her again last night. I still can't believe it. It is a napkin's thickness...
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jh....i already told you it was a 1/2 inch! do you not listen to anything i say! typical guy....lol ;)
 
MightyMouse69 said:
TripleBlonde,

How did you get your name? Glad you had a good date...
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represents my favorite toast:

here's to boys, booze, and bein' beautiful....

little sumin my girls and i came up with :)
 
tripleblonde said:
jh....i already told you it was a 1/2 inch! do you not listen to anything i say! typical guy....lol ;)
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Yeah I know you did. Thanks Sweets. :qt:


You're one of only two girls to do so in that thread. Anya bailed, so did a couple others. :rolleyes:
 
tripleblonde said:
represents my favorite toast:

here's to boys, booze, and bein' beautiful....

little sumin my girls and i came up with :)
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My toast is:

Here is to Honor... Getting on her, and staying on her, and if you can't come in her... COME ON HER.
 
tripleblonde said:
lol....okay....i will give you that his tan was kinda funny, but he turned out to be cool and is gonna make a great friend....
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you never would have come to that conclusion if he had really really nice abs :)

told you so
:chomp:
 
jh1 said:
My toast is:

Here is to Honor... Getting on her, and staying on her, and if you can't come in her... COME ON HER.
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this is aim away message material....The ladies might get offended though
 
so what. I didn't care about that at my brothers wedding. I did a real toast first, then the HONOR post. I got a good laugh
 
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